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I am eating Pretzels

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Because I can. Anyway so like I was shopping after work because I totally needed a break and then I ran into this girl that I knew in high school. She was like "OMG <insert my name>"

Note - If you reveal my name I swear to Athena I'll find you and destroy you.

Anyway back to the girl and she was like "It's been a while" and she asked what I was doing and I told you her. She said I was wicked smart because I'm totally wicked smaart. She was like we should go have coffee and I was totally keen for coffee at a lovely little corner cafe and then we talked about life. Then I was like I totally could go for some pretzels and then we went to get pretzels and that was my day made.

That was until I went shopping and then I found this lovely dress for like $120 which is awesome because it looked amazing. I mean I could go on a date with that dress like a formal date and then it was amazing but I did not buy it because I have to save money some how. I remembered when I was a bartender for like a year and that was an awesome because you learn so much and that was amazing. So then I was like let's bet on sports

Note - Gambling is bad. Gamble responsible.

So then we were chilling out drinking coffee and talking about life and it hit me. I'll losing my mental youth, I'm getting totally old not physically though because I'm amazing and blessed with great genetics and looks. So then we were talking about football because her boyfriend loves football and she was talking about the World Cup and then stuff happened and we ended up eating Nandos because it is like heaven and that peri-peri sauce tastes amazing, it's like purity. Then I ended up at home and now I'm watching sport at 1:30 am because I don't know.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I SEE YOUR TREE

I RAISE YOU A DIME TO SPEND ON A NEWSPAPER

1938 IS WHERE IT IS AT

WE GONNA PARTY LIKE BEFORE THE START OF WWII (1939-1945)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Scandalous!!!

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  1. Yang Xiao Long's Avatar
    Note - If you reveal my name I swear to Athena I'll find you and destroy you.
    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE ULTIMATE POWER HERE OR SOMETHING!

    I am the knower of all things. At least names.
  2. Lyrebird's Avatar
    Lies I am the power as I add mousse to my stunning hair.

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