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The World, Internet

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by , 1st July 2012 at 05:59 AM (294 Views)
This is a world known as Internet. Within it are nations called Websites. Within these Websites are regions known as Forums. In these Forums are cities called Threads. Forums are usually a very safe and fun place, home to happy people called Users, and with Threads of all kinds: be it barren of life, abandoned, popular, or in between. Of course, outside the borders of Forums is an open field, home to monsters that love the taste of Users: Trolls. Occasionally, Trolls will get past the protective borders of Forums, and terrorize the Users. It is for this reason that there are warriors that fight the Trolls to keep them at bay, and eventually extinguish them. These saviors use weapons forged of a magical and powerful material called WittyComment. WittyComment can completely vanquish the Trolls, and it becomes more powerful and magical the more the warrior gains experience with handling the WittyComment blade. Of course, the Trolls usually fight back, using the same weapons they use to attack the Users: the more petty and low-ranked Trolls will use weapons carved from materials such as RandomCrap, Profanity, CapsLock, and MemeAbuse, while the most powerful Trolls have learned to use the power of WittyComment to their advantage, requiring an experienced warrior with a more powerful blade. Almost every User longs to see the day when Trolls are wiped from the face of Internet.
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  1. Force Fire's Avatar
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    But first, are you a boy or a girl?
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  2. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Actually, WittyComment might not be all that good, since you're still giving them your Attention Power, thus feeding them.
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  3. Lord Clowncrete's Avatar
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    Yeah, using your report power and summoning the moderators is an easier approach.
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  4. H-con's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Force Fire
    But first, are you a boy or a girl?
    Come on, everyone knows there are no girls on the internet...
  5. User_Name's Avatar
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    @Force Fire; Although I am a boy, why do you care? Also, Kara, you can block the attacks of Trolls. This is called Ignore.
  6. Mitsuru's Avatar
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    @User_Name; I believe it was a reference to how each Pokémon professor would talk about the Pokémon world then ask your gender. It...was a joke.
  7. User_Name's Avatar
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    Oh, thanks, Mitsuru.

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