http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/ Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon Community en Thu, 23 May 2013 18:53:00 GMT vBulletin 60 http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/images/styles/Millenium/misc/rss.jpg http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/cricket-dirty-51434/ Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:41:49 GMT It's the return of the dirty blog posts that appear normal but thanks to my effed up mind it is. So I will share some things I heard whilst at cricket training the other day.

"Stop playing with the balls!" One of my coaches said to this kid that had decided to come to our U-13 Training Session even though he was 9.
"These balls are hard!" Said by the same Under 9
"I'm gonna use one of the softer balls" Once again said by this Under 9
"Can I borrow one of your balls?" Said by one of friends who at the time, obviously, had no balls.

So yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Aurevoir

Charraze ]]> Charraze http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/cricket-dirty-51434/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/swimming-dirty-45896/ Mon, 16 Apr 2012 14:49:46 GMT So I received a few likes on the last ".... is dirty" post I made. And I went swimming the other day and I have to say, I heard some dirty stuff.

"I'm so wet!" Says a girl coming out of the water slide.

"I'm gonna make you wet!" Says a kid splashing a little girl

And heres the longest unbelievable not meant to be dirty conversation I've ever had. I was getting changed and heres what a father and daughter were saying in the private changing room next to me

"Don't put it there!" Says the girl
"I have to or it won't work!" The man puts his little band thing to the door and it openes (pretty hi tech I must say)
"Fine!"
"Your so wet..."
"It's your fault!"

I pretty much shuddered at that, and the rest of my day was haunted by that conversation. ]]> Charraze http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/swimming-dirty-45896/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/im-officially-badderman-contest-44623/ Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:26:02 GMT Yeah, im a badderman now!

It's quite a funny story! We were playing football on the tennis courts when a couple of year 10 kids locked us in and held all their body weight against the door. This carried on for 10 minutes, so I was late for history. I AM NOW A BADDERMAN

Oh, ive started an RP! Join it if you want. CLICK HERE!

Okay... More dodgy anicdotes... Ummmm.... Oh yeah, ill finish it here and leave you with a riddle. First to get it right wins something, I dont know yet. But youll definetly win something, probably to do with the URPG

10 men walk up a hill. The hill has a lemon tree with 10 lemons on it. Everyone takes a lemon, there are now 9 lemons left. How? ]]> Charraze http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/im-officially-badderman-contest-44623/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/my-dirty-design-teacher-44565/ Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:25:22 GMT Lol accidental alliterations ftw! Oh wait I just did another...

Yeah, my design teacher is a REALLY dirty person. Let me give some examples

"First you need to fiddle with it, then put it in the hole..." - He tells us how to put a wooden rod into a piece of wood properly

Head of Design walks in - "Oh sorry, I was just fiddling with Matthew"

"Your piece of wood is really small..." He says to a kid who picked up the smallest piece of wood ever

"STOP TOUCHING YOUR WOOD!" He shouted at a kid when he was touching his piece of wood during his class discussion

Yeah... Design is dirty... ]]> Charraze http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/my-dirty-design-teacher-44565/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/my-blog-lalalala-charrazes-blog-44339/ Wed, 14 Mar 2012 18:16:17 GMT SESAME STREET REFERENCES FTW! So yeah, beat mystery dungeon 2 without a reviver seed against Dialga. (Brushes off swag). Seriously, some hard s***. Has anyone else beat Dialga without a reviver seed. Let me know! Liverpool won something *crowd cheers*. Yayyyyy Uhhh... I made an rp. Click... SESAME STREET REFERENCES FTW!

So yeah, beat mystery dungeon 2 without a reviver seed against Dialga. (Brushes off swag). Seriously, some hard s***. Has anyone else beat Dialga without a reviver seed. Let me know!

Liverpool won something *crowd cheers*. Yayyyyy

Uhhh... I made an rp. Click here to sign up!

Ummm... I like cheese??

That was an anti-climax...

OH WAIT!
Im writing a story. Like, properly. Ive planned it and it should end up at about 200-300 pages. So ill post the first chapter in the writers bit soon...

Well bye for now.

-Charraze ]]> Charraze http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/my-blog-lalalala-charrazes-blog-44339/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/oh-god-another-terrible-blog-post-44238/ Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:23:36 GMT I FEEL THE NEED TO BLOG. Yeah... Another crappy blog made by yours truely. Anyway... Ive done in my ankle playing cricket lol. Im such a fail... I made brownies as well... Mmmm delicious.... Yeah, my crappy blog post has come to an end. So ill leave you with a question... I FEEL THE NEED TO BLOG.

Yeah... Another crappy blog made by yours truely.

Anyway... Ive done in my ankle playing cricket lol. Im such a fail...

I made brownies as well... Mmmm delicious....

Yeah, my crappy blog post has come to an end. So ill leave you with a question...

When you sign up for an RP with a member of the opposite sex do you think its awkward? And if they are really good looking, do you feel a bit like a paedophile?

Leave me with your thoughts,

-Charraze ]]> Charraze http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/oh-god-another-terrible-blog-post-44238/ http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/lol-i-have-blog-44190/ Sun, 11 Mar 2012 10:22:51 GMT I have a blog? Awesome... Anyway, I suppose I post my dull ramblings here and people somehow find this entertaining. I went to McDonalds yesterday, that was about the extent of my day. Wow, im really boring... Liverpool lost as well, which kinda pees me off. Sunderland are crap. Well,... I have a blog? Awesome...

Anyway, I suppose I post my dull ramblings here and people somehow find this entertaining.

I went to McDonalds yesterday, that was about the extent of my day. Wow, im really boring...

Liverpool lost as well, which kinda pees me off. Sunderland are crap.

Well, that was potentially the most boring post ever...

-Charraze ]]> Charraze http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/58343/lol-i-have-blog-44190/