It's the return of the dirty blog posts that appear normal but thanks to my effed up mind it is. So I will share some things I heard whilst at cricket training the other day.
"Stop playing with the balls!" One of my coaches said to this kid that had decided to come to our U-13 Training Session even though he was 9.
"These balls are hard!" Said by the same Under 9
"I'm gonna use one of the softer balls" Once again said by this Under 9
So I received a few likes on the last ".... is dirty" post I made. And I went swimming the other day and I have to say, I heard some dirty stuff.
"I'm so wet!" Says a girl coming out of the water slide.
"I'm gonna make you wet!" Says a kid splashing a little girl
And heres the longest unbelievable not meant to be dirty conversation I've ever had. I was getting changed and heres what a father and daughter were saying in the
Yeah, im a badderman now!
It's quite a funny story! We were playing football on the tennis courts when a couple of year 10 kids locked us in and held all their body weight against the door. This carried on for 10 minutes, so I was late for history. I AM NOW A BADDERMAN Oh, ive started an RP! Join it if you want. CLICK HERE!
Okay... More dodgy anicdotes... Ummmm.... Oh yeah, ill finish it here and leave you with a riddle. First to get it right wins something,
Lol accidental alliterations ftw! Oh wait I just did another...
Yeah, my design teacher is a REALLY dirty person. Let me give some examples
"First you need to fiddle with it, then put it in the hole..." - He tells us how to put a wooden rod into a piece of wood properly
Head of Design walks in - "Oh sorry, I was just fiddling with Matthew"
"Your piece of wood is really small..." He says to a kid who picked
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So yeah, beat mystery dungeon 2 without a reviver seed against Dialga. (Brushes off swag). Seriously, some hard s***. Has anyone else beat Dialga without a reviver seed. Let me know!
Liverpool won something *crowd cheers*. Yayyyyy
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Ummm... I like cheese??
That was an anti-climax...
Im writing a story. Like, properly. Ive