Weird (maybe a little creepy) things I said as a little kid.
by, 29th April 2013 at 10:09 PM (383 Views)
So earlier, I got bored and decided to look at little stories about kids saying creepy shit and the back story behind it. Most of the stories sounded like the child was either delusional, psychic, or they still have memories from their past lives or something. Then I started to think if I could remember the weird shit I used to say as a toddler, so here's story 1 and 2:
1) When I was around 3 years old or something, I just walked into my Mom's bedroom in the night for no apparent reason whatsoever. Then all of the sudden I started crying out of nowhere and kept repeating, "I'm sorry, it was all my fault, I'm so sorry." But I didn't actually do anything wrong or bad recently, and my Mom asked, "What's wrong? What are you sorry for?" All I did was say I was sorry. Then for no reason I just calmly walked out of the room like nothing happened. I'm guessing that I was reciting a line from Spiderman (since at that age I had the entire script memorized), but I don't ever remember a scene where someone was crying and repeating that they were sorry for something.
2) Now this one's more funny than creepy, but still a little weird. When I was playing outside with my Dad, I had somehow ran straight into his truck and got a huge bruise and a few cuts on my forehead. He didn't say anything about me crying, so I'm just going to assume that I didn't cry or anything. He knew that people were gonna start wondering how I got such a huge bruise on my head, and as a joke for my Mom, he told me to tell her that "Daddy beat me up". So that's what I told Mom, and she just looked at my dad all like: I didn't really get the message that I was supposed to tell it ONLY to my Mom. So when I went to preschool, I told all of the kids and all of the teachers that "Daddy beat me up". So, of course, the adults suspected child abuse and called Social Security on my parents. Once they proved it was all a huge misunderstanding, my Dad has reminded me of those few days for nearly a whole decade of my life.
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