Late Night Rant #1: Crushes on fictional characters
by, 14th June 2013 at 04:07 AM (639 Views)
Alright, alright. So this is how this rant started. Earlier today I was playing Ocarina of Time again, and I started looking up a couple of videos about it. In the comments section, all of these fangirls were talking about how Link was their first childhood crush. That was when and awkward realization came to me...
All the characters I've had a crush on are either shapeshifters or they aren't human.
Seriously. My first videogame ever was Spyro: Year of the Dragon, so of course, I would fall for Spyro... who happens to be a motherfucking dragon himself.
Then when I was like 6 or something, I got into Ben 10, and I loved it. I moved on from my dragon crush and fell for Ben. Even though he was a human, he changed into a different species every single episode and said a bunch of punny lines.
And somewhere in there I had a short crush on Absol, mostly because he was a total badass in the Jirachi movie, which was the first Pokemon movie I ever saw.
Now... I do have a crush on a fictional character who isn't a human. I'm going to sound like a total furry for admitting this (but hey, YOLO am I right? *gets shot*). Now that I've gotten into Sonic, I've developed a thing for Knuckles. Eeyup. I fucking said it. I sound like a furry, but I have a crush on a Sonic character. But at least I'm not as bad as those Shadow fantards, I see flaws in him unlike the fantards.
I have a feeling I'm going to regret posting this, but we all post stupid things when we're tired, right? Anyways, I want to do a question thing at the end of every blog I do, so here we go!
Question of the Blog: Who was your first crush, whether they be real or fictional?
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