You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lemme guess, about 11?
You: Because it sure looks like it.
You: Too bad I do something productive unlike you.
Stranger: show your FACE
You: I don't have a camera, you child.
You: Mommy let you on Omgle? I'm surprised
You: Normally there would be guys jacking off
You: Plus, you should go to the dentist. There is a giant tooth in the center of your upper lip.
You: Like your 2 front teeth merged together.
You: Sadly, you don't know who I am.
You: I could be a girl in Vermont, or a baby in Clifornia
You: I could even live right next door
Stranger: LEGO MAN TOO
You: LEGO? Hope you step on one.
You: Beaver german boy.
Stranger: DAS IST SPARTA
You: 404, intelligence not found
You: LOLNO is for people who don't know what a good comeback is.
You: You say "Suck it!" I say "Sorry I choke on small things
Stranger: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
You: Some faith in humanity has been destroyed.
You: Knock knock.
Stranger: U R GAY U FUCK A CATS
You: Yep. Abandon chat, copy your face, and now i'll be a troll.
Stranger: U R FAT
You: I actually eat a healthy diet.
You: Get to Grammar school.
Stranger: I M 14 U R GAY AND 44 FUCK U
You: I am 20 years old and work as a game developer.
You: Sadly, you do not know what a proper comeback is, child
You: Give up?
Stranger: U R A FFAI
You: 89U7Y 14C0184BC0894CO974C9O. That is all I see.
You: Again, go to the dentist.
Stranger: U R SO FUCKING GAY U SUCK COCK
You: Butthurt found here.
Stranger: GO TO HILL
You: Where are your Twiglight posters, gaywad?
You: Knock knock
You: You: Who's there?
Stranger: U R GAY AHAHAH
You: You: Disco who?
Yep, pure butthurt found. Also, he was a Ginger with a giant tooth at the exact center of his upper mouth.