'Pikachu'

The original on the forums got closed, so I'm placing it here because they said it'd be more suited here.

Hey, guys. It's Pikachu. You know, I've been aware of the Facebook phenomenon for a LONG time. And you know, I don't like it. You know why? Because they're very strict about who can and can't use Facebook. Yesterday, Bulbasaur told me Pokemon are NOT allowed to use Facebook. I couldn't believe it. It's like racism, only with Pokemon. It makes me want to bang my head into a wall like this emoticon here.

Doesn't that stink? Pokemon SHOULD be allowed to use Facebook.