Why This Blog Entry is the One You Should Pay Attention To
by, 3rd September 2012 at 02:06 PM (201 Views)
1. Because this is my 42nd blog entry, and as we all know, 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
2. Because I used the [sup] tag to get the "nd" in "42nd."
5. Because the numbering system is off, and so it is somehow inherently funny.
╘. Because all of these little reasons start with because, which is entirely epic for unknown reasons.
v. Because of soup-dynamite-cheese-ravioli.
¶. Because this reason is a good one.
☻. Because there is bacon on the Moon. BACON. ON THE MOON.
ß. Because this reason has been removed by the government.
ù. Because of Melvin's ring finger.
\. Because this is the final reason and you don't think this is funny.
↔. Because I lied.
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