I stand eight feet tall.
I wear glasses.
I have a third nipple on the back of my neck.
I eat my weight in coal and excrete diamonds every day.
I could throw you down a flight of stairs and you'd still love me anyway.
I won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain.
I trained a rattlesnake to do my laundry.
I could rip out your beating heart and show it to you before you die.
Wilwwu delinu ëbxu xerfqin wahni slepnot drefski mulani. Drednout cluyds minté skiy, mi amigerl! Slepnot wwda amigwwy, lepni sloon murké wudir li. Wilfnu dreschn dun brack cadirrack bqurn slep. Udni Enrmet, fliend muf Crizantp, dulic mi≡sli nu. Lucitri benduver, miluv! Qwrenton tehurld! Werrayu? Werrayugon? Azc urfelf nui!
Gwwyndunjyerf speaks many wise words to the nobodies everywhere.
I remember when... I remember, I remember when I lost my mind.
I'm gonna fight 'em off. A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.
White Americans, what, nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too!
Well, that is that and this is this, tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get. You get away from me. You get away from me.
I set out running but I'll take my time, a friend of the devil is a friend
Have yourself a gander at these puppies. Running from an invisible monster. Puppies pretending to be humans. Hey, Dave, looks like Marley forgot his bone! Let's steal
(For those uninterested, there are some fluffy kittens in the spoiler) :
I have a severe case of procrastination. I have a mountain of homework I was going to do right after school,