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All of the sudden, I do not feel safe behind this screen. Caterpie
These little buggers don't seem so innocent anymore. Ninetales
In this context, I like Ninetales more than Arcanine. Magikarp
Note the similarity. Coincidence? Originally Posted by Cubone's Pokédex entry in Crystal It lost its mother after its birth. It wears its mother's skull, never revealing its true face.
This one is something that many of you must have asked yourself before:
In what warped reality is rock defeated by paper?
I mean, come on. Think realistically. If you stretch out a piece of paper and a drop a rock (not a pebble) on it, then you will put a hole in it. If I recall correctly, we can use rocks as paper weights, holding the paper down even in high winds. Can we use paper as a rock weight? No. Then why is a rock that can smash scissors beaten by a piece of
I stand eight feet tall.
I wear glasses.
I have a third nipple on the back of my neck.
I eat my weight in coal and excrete diamonds every day.
I could throw you down a flight of stairs and you'd still love me anyway.
I won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain.
I trained a rattlesnake to do my laundry.
I could rip out your beating heart and show it to you before you die.
Wilwwu delinu ëbxu xerfqin wahni slepnot drefski mulani. Drednout cluyds minté skiy, mi amigerl! Slepnot wwda amigwwy, lepni sloon murké wudir li. Wilfnu dreschn dun brack cadirrack bqurn slep. Udni Enrmet, fliend muf Crizantp, dulic mi≡sli nu. Lucitri benduver, miluv! Qwrenton tehurld! Werrayu? Werrayugon? Azc urfelf nui!
Gwwyndunjyerf speaks many wise words to the nobodies everywhere.