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Now, Exor will analyze things

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by , 9th August 2012 at 09:48 PM (351 Views)
For example:

Exor, what do you think of potatoes?
Hmm, potatoes....
Potatoes are vegetables
Vegetables are green
Green equals grass
You can walk on grass like you can walk on mats
Mats get dirty, pigs get dirty
Pigs are fat
Fat equals fast food
Fast food equals drive throughs
Drive throughs mean cars
Cars mean pollution
Pollution is bad for the earth, just like terrorists

So potatoes are terrorists.

Anyone want to have me analyze something? I guarantee completely accurate results, you won't be disappointed. =)

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  1. Setra's Avatar
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    There's no such things as vegetables, only parts of a plant. Therefore, a potato is a root. :P /useless fact
  2. crystallineEntropy's Avatar
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    @Hawkeye;

    Lemme see here

    Your response is trollish...
    Trolls live under bridges, in the shadows. Ghosts live in the shadows
    Ghosts are often scary, like aliens
    Aliens are from in space, like the moon
    The moon is a rock
    Rocks are hard, just like jawbreakers
    Jawbreakers equal candy
    Candy equals sugar
    Sugar equals tasty
    Tacos are tasty

    Therefore, your response is tacos. :I
  3. Setra's Avatar
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    ._.
  4. crystallineEntropy's Avatar
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    @Hawkeye; What? It's true. I analyzed it very carefully. =/
  5. Setra's Avatar
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    Tish Facos :P
  6. Akuraito's Avatar
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    Analyze [url=http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/III]III-sama.[/url] :3
    @Exor;
  7. crystallineEntropy's Avatar
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    Okay

    III is cute, like kitties
    Kitties equal yarn
    Yarn is long
    Lines at Cedar Point are long too. That means waiting.
    Waiting equals boring
    Boring equals school
    School means homework, which is suffering
    Suffering equals torture
    Torture equals pain
    Pain means blood
    Blood means vampires
    Vampires means Twilight

    @Belarus.; III is from Twilight. Sorry, I know, it must be hard to accept these results. :(
  8. Akuraito's Avatar
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    He's the only good character in that series! ;_;
  9. User_Name's Avatar
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    @Exor;, you talking about vampires reminded me of Moka Akashiya. Now analyze her.
  10. crystallineEntropy's Avatar
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    @User_Name;

    Gotcha

    Moka has pink hair
    Pink equals girls
    Girls mean jewelry
    Jewelry often has crystals in it
    Crystals equal earth
    Earth means magma
    Magma is hot. Coffee is hot too.
    Coffee is largely made of beans.

    So there you have it. Moka is made of beans.
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  11. User_Name's Avatar
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    Good job. You have just sullied a great anime character.
    I want to turn this blog entry into a bandwagon. Please analyze bandwagons.
  12. Kars's Avatar
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    Woah there friend i think you need to sit down and drink some water.
  13. crystallineEntropy's Avatar
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    @User_Name;

    Bandwagon
    Made of two words, gonna split it up

    Band equals music
    You hear music with your ears
    Ears have skin
    Skin is kinda like a bag
    Bags equal grocery stores
    Grocery stores equal shopping carts
    Shopping carts are like wagons sorta

    Wagons carry heavy loads
    Cranes also carry heavy loads
    Cranes equals birds
    Birds have wings
    Airplanes have wings too
    Airplanes mean seatbelts that you need to put on
    Seatbelts are bands

    So bandwagons are Wagonbands.

    ...okay....

    @The High Seraph;

    Water equals life
    Life means waste
    Waste can come from nuclear energy
    Nuclear energy equals electricity
    Electricity turns things on, just like hot chicks.
    Hot chicks are awesome. Sharks are also awesome.
    Sharks are deadly
    Deadly equals poison

    So water is poison. Huh.
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  14. Dragonfyre's Avatar
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    Beautiful. *tears up*



    More!
    crystallineEntropy likes this.
  15. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
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    Analyze Radiohead.
  16. crystallineEntropy's Avatar
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    @Dragonfyre;

    More means to increase
    Ponies are something that deserve to increase
    Ponies are mammals. Dolphins are mammals too
    Dolphins are like whales
    Whales are pretty big, like blimps
    Blimps float. Rubber ducks also float
    Rubber ducks equals toy
    Toy equals kids
    Kids mean noise
    Noise equals annoying
    Annoying equals nostalgiafags

    So you're saying that I'm a nostalgia fag? Lies, good sir! D:

    @Jack Pschitt;

    Radiohead is a rock band, like The Beatles.
    The Beatles remind of beetles, the insect
    Beetles have hard shells
    Acorns have hard shells
    Acorns mean squirrels
    Squirrels are fuzzy. Bears are fuzzy
    Bears mean business
    Business means money
    Money equals more Pokemon plushies for me
    More Pokemon plushies for me equals a happy Exor

    So Radiohead is a happy Exor. Um, okay, I don't get it, but I won't doubt my own skills.
  17. Dragonfyre's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exor
    So you're saying that I'm a nostalgia fag?
    Perhaps your system has its faults?
    Updated 11th August 2012 at 06:47 AM by Dragonfyre
  18. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exor
    Radiohead is a rock band, like The Beatles.
    The Beatles remind of beetles, the insect
    Beetles have hard shells
    Acorns have hard shells
    Acorns mean squirrels
    Squirrels are fuzzy. Bears are fuzzy
    Bears mean business
    Business means money
    Money equals more Pokemon plushies for me
    More Pokemon plushies for me equals a happy Exor

    So Radiohead is a happy Exor. Um, okay, I don't get it, but I won't doubt my own skills.
    Radiohead certainly is a happy Jack. I think your skills are trying to tell you something. >:D

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