Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a Brony...
by, 23rd March 2013 at 01:44 PM (1386 Views)
Hey Y'all, hope every one of you had a great time over March Break (Cause I sure did!), but unfortunetly... this entry isn't about that (If it was, it'd say "Florida" where in the title). Anyhow, as the title has no doubt told you, this entry is about the types of people who really, REALLY grind my gears within the Brony community, and I'm sure some of you feel the same way or have heard of some of these people. So without further ado, let's get going:
The guy who assumes everything is a reference to ponies:
You've all seen this guy; he wanders from Youtube video to Youtube video, commenting about something saying it's a MLP reference without any fact checking whatsoever. Just today, I was watching a trailer for the Ducktales remake (Awesome idea, BTW), and the trailer was set to the Ducktales theme. At one point the lyrics mention "Tales of derring-do", which is an old phrase, and I look down at the comments and some guy who had a Pony profile pic (Already not a good sign), comments "Did they just make a MLP: FIM referense at 1:13 ?!?!" [Sic], and I just facedesk. Need I remind you that the Ducktales theme was written in 198-F**king-7, and that Friendship is Magic (The generation that introduced Derring-do) was created in 2010, that's just over a 2 DECADE gap (23 years, to be exact), now, unless Disney had either a goddamn time machine or the ability to foresee the distant future of pop culture, I'm pretty sure it's not even close to referencing anything other than a popular phrase of the time.
The guy who says pony related things on non-pony related stuff:
Yeah, these people are everywhere: you're just watching a nice let's play, or watching some COD, hell, maybe even indulging in a Youtube Poop or two (If they are still around, that is), then all of a sudden some guy named "Pinke Twi LOL Ponies" comes in and starts going "Hey guiz, Twilight Sparkle is so cool lol I can't wait till Season 4 Pinkie Pie's arse." It's like, ok, we get it, you like a popular TV show that's not atrocious or made by Nickelodeon, good for you, but I'm pretty sure that has NOTHING TO DO WITH BLACK OPS ZOMBIES!
People who go into Pony-related vids and spew hate:
Ugh, we all hate these guys, and it's not limited to ponies, but for now were just going to talk about the pony specific ones:
Ok, here's an experiment: pick a pony vid, any pony vid, go on it, look at the comments and see if you can find a bunch of people replying to a flagged comment that goes something along the lines of this: "Wow, you guys are a bunch of retard aspie fags who live in your mom's basement and fap to horses all day" And give or take something about doing something "Manly" like playing COD (Which, little side note: it's not), I hate these guys, and the rest of these people on the list, because they're responsible for giving Bronies a bad reputation and making so many people hate us.
You thought the other people took things to far? Wait till you see this guy: His email is "Iwanttocomeinsiderainbowdash1@Ponymail.Eq", his profile pic is his own hand drawn porn, has bought every last G4 toy so he can put them up from public display, fantasizes about putting his probably microscopic wiener into horses and is commonly found on Yahoo answers asking questions about if it's possible to make love to a horse. Again, these guys are also responsible for our bad rep because they make us all look like 23 year old perverts, even though the amount of people like this are quite small.
These are just a few examples, there are lots more out there, but these are the most prominent ones IMO, if you have a type that you dispise, feel free to put it into the comments.
Little side note: PMD:SoZ will not be updated anymore, I'm still working on it, but I decided it's best not to try and upload it till it's done.
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