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Hi all, I decided last night to be a smart cookie and disassemble my iPhone 4 to make it pink instead of black.

I was all like, 'hey this will be SO easy!' but no. Not a smart cookie.

And smart cookie must have fallen too far from the tree, because she didn't realise that, yes, the sizes of the screws were highlighted for a reason.

The iphone is so PRECISE that the mother fucker needs the exact screw in the exact same place it was in order to work, and smart cookie also didn't realise that the iPhone, being the expensive piece of electronic shit it is, had a small white warranty sticker.

Which she pulled off.

In order to take the battery out.

Apple may have won this round, but there will be many more to come.