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, 7th February 2013 at 04:19 PM (128 Views)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/50-sure-signs-that-texas-is-actually-utopia

True all the way. The rest of you Americans have a LOT of catching up to do, oh wait y'all can never catch up. The rest of you, well yeah I can't say much. Just come down and you will be welcomed with open arms.

~~though a at least 1 on that list isn't true others might think it is.~~

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Jack Pschitt - 7th February 2013 04:42 PM
Oh, yeah? Well, all the weird schnitzel happens in Florida. We have personality.
Soulmaster - 7th February 2013 05:06 PM
Did you miss #13, us having Fried BUTTER. As well as other stuff. And weather changing from freezing one day to 90 degrees the next. I'd say that is weird. Florida just has beaches and whatnot, we have beaches, deserts, mountains, lakes, forests, just about everything. So yeah go take your Florida back where you came from.
97SaturnSL1 - 7th February 2013 05:24 PM
COmpared to Ohio... Most on the lsit wernt dealbreakers for me

THese wre my dealbreakers
Some pluses:
The Chevy Suburban is built in Arlington
85 MPH freeways. our fastest is 70 and its tolled
it is warm. compared to 80 one day and freezing the next
Very friendly state. ohio is just boring

Some Negatives
The floods, twisters, droughts, and the 1 inch of snow that shuts everything down.
it is illegal in texas to use your car's horn except in "Emergencys". i use my Saturn's horn for said emergencys, a doorbell so i dont have to get out of my car, to say "HI" to my friends i pass on the street, and just cause i feel like using it for no apparnt reason.
And that it is more expensive than Ohio

Overall i think Texas would be a Nice place to take a vacation but i dont know if i could live there for long amounts of time. but thats just me

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Bad Apple - 7th February 2013 05:25 PM
And I have unpredictable weather. Oh Colorado...
Jolene - 7th February 2013 06:26 PM
Florida will always be the best. Fuck Texas and their big things.

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Setra - 7th February 2013 07:13 PM
D : Why is half that list about country music?
Soulmaster - 7th February 2013 09:52 PM
Originally Posted by 97SaturnSL1

COmpared to Ohio... Most on the lsit wernt dealbreakers for me

THese wre my dealbreakers
Some pluses:
The Chevy Suburban is built in Arlington
85 MPH freeways. our fastest is 70 and its tolled
it is warm. compared to 80 one day and freezing the next
Very friendly state. ohio is just boring

Some Negatives
The floods, twisters, droughts, and the 1 inch of snow that shuts everything down.
it is illegal in texas to use your car's horn except in "Emergencys". i use my Saturn's horn for said emergencys, a doorbell so i dont have to get out of my car, to say "HI" to my friends i pass on the street, and just cause i feel like using it for no apparnt reason.
And that it is more expensive than Ohio

Overall i think Texas would be a Nice place to take a vacation but i dont know if i could live there for long amounts of time. but thats just me

Drought is the main weather. Where I live we don't really see the others. twisters every few years but not often at all.
Really? Well if it is true nobody listens.
That I have no idea about but I'm not sure.

Setra: I have no idea. The person probably liked Country for some reason.