Daikenki

Pokémon Should Exist -_-

, 25th July 2012 at 12:12 PM (146 Views)

Lately my church had a car wash.

We went through like 20 cars. Maybe more.

It was so hot and we were so tired...

Pokémon should exist.

If Pokémon existed,

Squirtle would Water Gun the whole car.

*Or he could use Surf and wash all the cars.

Then Machamp would use all four arms to soap the whole car.

*Or we could use a Machamp on each car.

Then Squirtle would use Water Gun again

*Or use Surf again

Then Pidgey would use gust to dry the car

*Or he would use Hurricane to dry all the cars

Ta-da.

Life would be so much easier that way

But I know for every pro, there's a con.

Do you people know some disadvantages?

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Contrary - 25th July 2012 12:57 PM
Surf would destroy all the cars and injure many people. Machamp could accidentally punch holes through the cars. Hurricane would cause a, well, Hurricane.

If anything, Pokemon could just make things worse.
Orion - 25th July 2012 02:18 PM
PETPM. People for Ethical Treatment of Pocket Monsters. They would try to outlaw battling because they would see it as being like Cock-fighting or Pit-fighting.
Alan Smithee - 25th July 2012 02:27 PM
Aww, don't worry! Wait until Super Mario is in the real world!
TheMissingno. - 25th July 2012 03:48 PM
Or you could have Charizard burn all the cars!
Lord Clowncrete - 26th July 2012 05:41 AM
meh, judging by the amount of progress science is making, we will soon have robots doing shit for us.