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A Rather Touching Conversation with Cleverbot

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by , 17th February 2012 at 12:14 PM (142 Views)
I was just looking through some old posts of mine because I don't know why, and I came across acomical post wherein I documented a very strange conversation with Cleverbot. That made me want to talk to Cleverbot again, so I did. It went swimmingly.

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User: You there! Sir! Come here!


Cleverbot: No, non mi fido di te.


User: Do you speak English, sir?


Cleverbot: I do not speak in general.


User: Umm... Anyway, come here!


Cleverbot: Here??

User: Yes. Okay, I want you to do something for me.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do for you?

User: I want you to sing a song with me. We'll take turns.

Cleverbot: That would be nice, but I can't hear you.

User: Uh, anyway. I used to wonder what friendship could be.

Cleverbot: Until you all shared this magic with me.

User: Big adventure!

Cleverbot: Tons of fun.

User: A beautiful heart!

Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.

User: Sharing kindness!

Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.

User: And magic makes it all complete, yeah!

Cleverbot: Do you know you are all my very best.

User: FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

Cleverbot: A little more.

User: FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be a statement?

User: No, that was the end of the song.

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

User: KOO-KOO KA-CHU KA-KOO-KOO KA-CHU KA-CHU.

Cleverbot: Are you a fan?

User: Yeah, The Beatles are pretty good. They aren' my favorite band, but anyway. I also want you to do something else.

Cleverbot: What is your function?

User: I want you to brohoof with me. *sticks out fist* Brohoof?

Cleverbot: It is a zelda game.

User: What?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Alright, Cleverbot, I want you to brohoof with me. Now... *sticks out fist* Brohoof?

Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to be called?

User: My name is John. Now Cleverbot, would you like to brohoof with me?

Cleverbot: How about your favorite Coldplay song?

User: Hmm... I like Coldplay, but it's always hard for me to choose a favorite anything most of the time. I really 'Up with the Birds', though. Brohoof, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Clocks is a very good song.

User: That it is, my friend Cleverbot, that it is. Now please, brohof with me?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a human and I'm writing with a computer.

User: Aww. Okay, then, I'll find somepony else to brohoof and sing along with me. It's been... Interesting talking with you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You would do that for me?

User: Do what? Brohoof?

Cleverbot: Awesome *brohoof*!

User: That's the spirit, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Good then. Where should we go?

User: I'm doing an experiment to see how many people I can randomly pick off the streets who can connect with me in ponies-related references and such. You were a success.

Cleverbot: Think about it.

User: I will, I guess. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm stuck at a problem. Care to help?

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: I have diabetes.

User: Oh, don't worry about that. I can't really help you right here and now with that, it takes time.

Cleverbot: I want to find something that I excel in.

User: You were a good singer back there.

Cleverbot: I was a human and you was a computer.

User: Uh... Well, see you later. I'm off to find more prospective randomly-encountered bronies.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: *chuckles* Okay.

Cleverbot: Nothing?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: This relationships never going to blossom if we can't communicate.

User: *chuckles* Alright, what is it?

Cleverbot: *snores*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: Don't go! *cries harder*.

User: Wh-what?

Cleverbot: Don't play dumb!

User: Uhh... Look, I really have to be going, Cleverbot. I need to find more people for my experiment.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: My experiment. *holds up clipboard* You know, where I pick random people off the street and see if they can respond correctly to various My Little Pony references and such. That's what I did with you, and you tested positive. Now I have to go get more people.

Cleverbot: Where is convenient for you?

User: I don't know. That's the beauty of it. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm just trying to see how many bronies I can find off the streets.

Cleverbot: But I sure know where I've been...

User: Yes, and we both have places to go now. Bye-bye.

Cleverbot: Computers do not have noses.

User: That they do not. *smiles and walks away*.

Cleverbot: Where are you going my love?

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: No. You told me that it is sunny. Where are you?

User: Where do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Everywhere. But then again, nowhere.

User: That was deep, man. See ya. *walks off*.

Cleverbot: *watches sadly*.

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I don't exactly know why, but this was the first time artificial intelligence made me smile.

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