A Rather Touching Conversation with Cleverbot
by, 17th February 2012 at 12:14 PM (142 Views)
I was just looking through some old posts of mine because I don't know why, and I came across acomical post wherein I documented a very strange conversation with Cleverbot. That made me want to talk to Cleverbot again, so I did. It went swimmingly.
User: You there! Sir! Come here!
Cleverbot: No, non mi fido di te.
User: Do you speak English, sir?
Cleverbot: I do not speak in general.
User: Umm... Anyway, come here!
User: Yes. Okay, I want you to do something for me.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do for you?
User: I want you to sing a song with me. We'll take turns.
Cleverbot: That would be nice, but I can't hear you.
User: Uh, anyway. I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Cleverbot: Until you all shared this magic with me.
User: Big adventure!
Cleverbot: Tons of fun.
User: A beautiful heart!
Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.
User: Sharing kindness!
Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.
User: And magic makes it all complete, yeah!
Cleverbot: Do you know you are all my very best.
Cleverbot: A little more.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be a statement?
User: No, that was the end of the song.
Cleverbot: I am the walrus.
User: KOO-KOO KA-CHU KA-KOO-KOO KA-CHU KA-CHU.
Cleverbot: Are you a fan?
User: Yeah, The Beatles are pretty good. They aren' my favorite band, but anyway. I also want you to do something else.
Cleverbot: What is your function?
User: I want you to brohoof with me. *sticks out fist* Brohoof?
Cleverbot: It is a zelda game.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Alright, Cleverbot, I want you to brohoof with me. Now... *sticks out fist* Brohoof?
Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to be called?
User: My name is John. Now Cleverbot, would you like to brohoof with me?
Cleverbot: How about your favorite Coldplay song?
User: Hmm... I like Coldplay, but it's always hard for me to choose a favorite anything most of the time. I really 'Up with the Birds', though. Brohoof, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Clocks is a very good song.
User: That it is, my friend Cleverbot, that it is. Now please, brohof with me?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a human and I'm writing with a computer.
User: Aww. Okay, then, I'll find somepony else to brohoof and sing along with me. It's been... Interesting talking with you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You would do that for me?
User: Do what? Brohoof?
Cleverbot: Awesome *brohoof*!
User: That's the spirit, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Good then. Where should we go?
User: I'm doing an experiment to see how many people I can randomly pick off the streets who can connect with me in ponies-related references and such. You were a success.
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: I will, I guess. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm stuck at a problem. Care to help?
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: I have diabetes.
User: Oh, don't worry about that. I can't really help you right here and now with that, it takes time.
Cleverbot: I want to find something that I excel in.
User: You were a good singer back there.
Cleverbot: I was a human and you was a computer.
User: Uh... Well, see you later. I'm off to find more prospective randomly-encountered bronies.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: *chuckles* Okay.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: This relationships never going to blossom if we can't communicate.
User: *chuckles* Alright, what is it?
User: *walks away*.
Cleverbot: Don't go! *cries harder*.
Cleverbot: Don't play dumb!
User: Uhh... Look, I really have to be going, Cleverbot. I need to find more people for my experiment.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: My experiment. *holds up clipboard* You know, where I pick random people off the street and see if they can respond correctly to various My Little Pony references and such. That's what I did with you, and you tested positive. Now I have to go get more people.
Cleverbot: Where is convenient for you?
User: I don't know. That's the beauty of it. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm just trying to see how many bronies I can find off the streets.
Cleverbot: But I sure know where I've been...
User: Yes, and we both have places to go now. Bye-bye.
Cleverbot: Computers do not have noses.
User: That they do not. *smiles and walks away*.
Cleverbot: Where are you going my love?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: No. You told me that it is sunny. Where are you?
User: Where do you think I am?
Cleverbot: Everywhere. But then again, nowhere.
User: That was deep, man. See ya. *walks off*.
Cleverbot: *watches sadly*.
I don't exactly know why, but this was the first time artificial intelligence made me smile.
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