Go ahead. How well do you know me?
Yes, my world-famous never-changing avatar is back after the imaginary resounding success of Shuckvember, but I have bad news that I've been holding in for a long time now.
I forgot that I was supposed to switch back yesterday.
And also my avatar got screwed up along the way.
See, this computer that I save all my schnitzel on got revamped and all my documents wiped, and so after I made my Shuckvember avatar, I checked my documents, not realizing this,
It has come to my attention that @Kaori; does not believe she is cute. This is the blog where every last one of you blab about how cute she is.
ME: I have a question. Where's Golf Port?
BRO: Shut up you fag
ME: You take that back! Nobody calls me a poorly-related racial slur and gets away with it!
BRO: Nobody calls you period...
SOME STUPID FRIEND OF BRO'S: ooowwww burn
ME: I have no idea what you just said.
ME: How is that a burn? It made zero sense whatsoever.
ME: You're right it was. So what did you mean
I sit with my legs crossed. I'm the only guy I know who sits with his legs crossed. A couple more... simple-minded, fellow males have commented that I "sit like a girl". I don't get it. I like sitting with my legs crossed. Usually when I don't, I feel like I'm sliding around in my pants. Plus, I try to sit straight up, and sitting with my legs crossed makes me do that. When I don't have my legs crossed, I end up lurching over like something just punched me in the gut.