Dear Sarasota County Police Department,
I'd really hate to sound like some snot-nosed little anti-establishment punk or something, because I'm not. But you know, you owe me something.
If you look back a few blogs I've made on this website, you'll find one that confirmed my father's death. It reported that you guys searched my dad's house to find any suspicious items. You found that memory card with all the "sexts" on it, made by a certain then-13-or-14-year-old
I'm bored and answering queries makes me feel like I'm important. Ask me stuff. Be as random as you want.
I was just looking through some old posts of mine because I don't know why, and I came across acomical post wherein I documented a very strange conversation with Cleverbot. That made me want to talk to Cleverbot again, so I did. It went swimmingly.
User: You there! Sir! Come here!
Cleverbot: No, non mi fido di te.
User: Do you speak English, sir?
Cleverbot: I do not speak in general.
I've changed the spelling of my pseudonymous (I think I just created a new word) last name from "Tschitt" to "Pschitt". I've sort of gravitated toward P over T. Besides, silent Ps are much more common in English than silent Ts.
Pneumatic, pneumonia, pseudonym, psychic, pterodactyl.
What do you guys think? Pschitt or Tschitt?