I just heard an advertizement on the radio touting this Viagra-type thing that claimed to make a guy fully erect in seven seconds.
Seven fucking seconds.
And the first thing I thought was: is she really that impatient? My second thought was: I imagine it would hurt.
"Mr. Roboto" by Styx would make a fantastic heavy metal song.
I should get bored more often.
Well, let's see, since my blog was a serious thought (I was bored, but it was a serious thought, I can assure you) instead of a sheep-like band wagon, and since I'm a narcissist and I'm sure you guys are dying to see my results, I'm going to add up all the answers and take a final tally.
Hypothesized most prominent response: "Fuck no"
No - 2
Maybe - 1 (make up your mind, Karamazov
Could you guys see me as a moderator?
I expect the answer to be a resounding fuck no, but let's see what happens.
I've never been in a position to make an actual decision like this before, but am I the only guy in the world who doesn't see what's so bad about hitting a girl? Like, if some bitch was hurting me, I at least like to imagine that I'd hit them back. Basically everybody I know is like, "I don't like guys who hit girls, like, ever," but am I the only one who doesn't give a shit?