If I had a gold medal, I'd award it to you. By far your magnum opus. Genius. Par Excellence. Magnificent. Glorious. A written work or pure beauty. Your Tour de Force, for sure.
Thank you, thank you. I'm rather proud of it.
You should totes read it to your counselor. I would if I went to one.
Oh, hey, you referenced the fact that I go to therapy. Hah hah hah.
Wait a second, that has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
Discuss it with your shrink, man. Sorry I upset you n' things.
Umm, you didn't?
I'm sorry man. I'm so sorry.