I Feel Like I've Done This Before But I Didn't Find Anything So Screw It
by, 1st September 2012 at 09:40 PM (277 Views)
ONE - Spell your name without vowels:
TWO - Are you single?
THREE - Whats your favorite number?
56. Totally didn't just mash random keys.
FOUR - What color do you wear most?
I don't know. I like to think it's black.
FIVE - Least favorite color?
SIX - Favorite candy?
100 Grand candy bars. :9
SEVEN - What do you smoke?
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?
I'd say so.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?
People have said I look like John Lennon.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?
ELEVEN - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?
TWELVE - How do you make money?
THIRTEEN - Who is/are your best friend(s)?
You don't know them, it'd make no sense. However, I'm starting to think a certain friend here is getting close to being my "best friend".
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?
My only pair of shoes.
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?
A little to the left.
There we go.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?
Contributing to society.
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
Nah, I wouldn't call it that.
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Stuff partaining to here.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?
What else? This.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?
"Bad" and "good" are purely subjective terms.
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?
No, but I do follow Gravity Falls.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
Honestly, do you bite your nails?
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?
I wouldn't say so.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
Can you blow a bubble?
That depends on what I'm blowing it with.
Can you dance?
I can do the Thom.
Can you do a cart wheel?
No. Not very well.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?
Can you whistle?
Can you wiggle your ears?
Can you wiggle your nose?
Can you roll your tongue?
Can you make a clover with your tongue?
STOP RUBBING IT IN YOU ASS-WIPE
What do you do when you're mad?
Sit down and do nothing.
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
Punched my brother's tooth out.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
I don't think so.
Ever really cried your heart out?
Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
Ever cried over the same sex?
Uh, I dunno.
Do you cry when you get an injury?
If it's bad, yeah.
Do certain songs make you cry?
Not really. Almost.
Do certain movies make you cry?
Ever cried from reading a book?
Are you usually a happy person?
What makes you the happiest?
Doing what I want to do. So deep, I know.
Does being with your friends make you happy?
Do you believe in yourself?
Not any more than a usual person would.
Do you wish you were happier?
Is being happy overrated?
What the hell?
Can music make you happy?
How many times have you had your heart broken?
None that I can recall.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?
I don't know.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?
Have you ever loved a fictional character?
Do you actually hate anyone?
Have you ever been on a hit list?
Are you a mean bully?
Do you hate George Bush?
Is your self-esteem extremely low?
Do you think you're good looking?
Do you wish you could be someone else?
LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?
What is your eye color?
What is your skin tone?
Caucasian, I guess.
Have any tattoos?
Straight hair or curly?
What shirt are you wearing?
Some random graphic T-shirt.
What pants are you wearing?
What are those?
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been on the phone until the sun came up?
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
Laughed so hard you cried?
Got in a fight with someone?
Like, a fist-fight? I don't think so.
Person you talked to in person?
My dog. Or, wait, she's not a person...
Person you talked to online?
Do you like surveys?
Most of the time.
Do you get along with your parents?
YOU MEAN PARENT.
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS-WIPE, SURVEY, YOU KNOW THAT? ;_;
Do you have mental breakdowns?
I have once.
Fine. Tired. But happy. So fine.
Current hair style:
What I've had for many, many years: a shag.
Current thing I ought to be doing:
You have a really short memory, survey.
Current windows open:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?
Did you ever run away from home?
Once, when I was five. I made it two houses over before I decided that I was being stupid.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?
Nah. I'm glad for people who do, but it's not my interest.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
Do you know how to swim?
Living in Florida for most of my life, people being asked this question still initially surprises me a bit.
Do you like roller coasters?
Do you own a bike?
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on reality shows?
Does hair loss run in your family at all?
Does your car get good gas mileage?
My mom's does.
Does your family have family picnics?
Have you ever been on a plane?
Only a few times.
Have you ever been to the ocean?
I've lived maybe fifteen kilometers from it almost my entire life.
Have you ever painted your nails?
How tall are you?
How much money do you have on you right now?
Will pocket lint cover it, sir?
THE LASTS (because obviously the last lasts weren't the last):
Last person you hung out with?
Last thing someone said to you?
"Have you taken a shower yet?"
Last thing you said out loud?
"No, not yet."
What are you listening to?
Styx's Paradise Theater. Got it on CD today.
What is the weather outside?
What radio station do you listen to?
102.5, The Bone (comedy talk radio).
What was the last restaurant you ate at?
I don't know.
What was the last thing you had to drink?
What was the last movie you watched?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days, with my brother. The Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies aren't magnificent feats of cinema, but I enjoy them.
You have reached the bottom. What have you gained?
Nothing. Thanks a lot, survey.
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