How Many Blogs Have I Titled "Band Wagon"?
by, 29th July 2013 at 11:22 AM (317 Views)
Let's do this thing.
1. Okay, let's start with the basics! Name?
2. Birthday and age at time of doing this survey?
March 28th, 16.
3. Eye colour?
Brown. My genes are so creative.
4. Hair colour?
Brown. My genes were really on to something good there with my eyes, so they used it again.
5. Describe yourself in 8 words or less!
I'm a bit more complicated than eight words.
6. Do you have a boyfriend/girlriend at the moment?
7. If not, do you have a crush on someone?
I'm not sure if I could call it that.
8. Looks or personality?
Personality. I like people that I can talk to instead of look at and be jealous of.
9. Money or Love?
10. Rich or poor?
I'd like to be rich if it didn't come with the side effect of turning into an ass-hole.
11. Smart or dumb?
BOY DO I LOVE BEING DUMB YEP THIS IS THE LIFE
12. Loud or quiet?
I've had enough loud for one life-time, thanks.
13. Romantic or spontaneous?
Both are idiotic.
14. Cute or hot?
I don't care.
15. What age do you want to get married at?
16. Do you like manga/anime?
I prefer the western graphic novel over manga, but I do like the anime style and it's unfortunate that not many shows resonate with me. One thing I am certain of is that Cowboy Bebop is incredible.
17. What's your favourite... Book?
World War Z by Max Brooks.
18. TV show?
I honestly have no idea. It could be Frasier, could be Whose Line is it Anyway?, could be Cowboy Bebop, I'm not sure.
20. Computer game?
Probably Super Mario 64, but don't bet on it.
21. Tea, hot chocolate or coffee?
Hot chocolate is the pinnacle of human creation.
22. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk chocolate. :9
23. Pepsi or Coke?
I don't drink soda very often, but Coke.
24. Orange or apple?
Oranges. My home land is prolific in the production of oranges and related paraphernalia.
25. Christmas or Halloween?
Halloween, because I don't celebrate Christmas and October 30th is a special date to me.
26. McDonalds or Burger King?
I'm not a fan of either, but McDonald's, if I have to choose.
27. Japan or Australia?
28. Dog or cat?
Dogs. Cats don't love you. Cats look down on you. Cats only see you as a receptacle for food. Dogs, you see, they actually love you.
29. Hug or kiss?
Eww, human contact.
30. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate. I live, breathe, and most of all, eat chocolate.
31. Summer or Winter?
Summer. It gets really hot down here, but it rains a lot, too. Winter in Florida is just boring.
32. Name 10 of your friends...
Ami, Lena, Marcus, Sofia, Savanna, Seth, Melissa, Jodie, Agnes, and Stucco. (I would put @Fab; here, but I don't know his name. I'm inclined to think it's Travis.)
33. How many could you trust with your life?
At least three of them, for sure.
34. If the first one you listed told you they were pregnant, what would you do?
I would probably kill myself.
35. If the second one were to go out with the fifth one, what would you do?
Uh, the fifth one has a boyfriend and the second is asexual, so I'd be... surprised.
36. If the eighth one were to marry the tenth one, what would you do?
The tenth one is a dog, so I'd be surprised at that pairing, too.
37. Describe the first friend listed in 10 words or less.
The most beautiful girl to ever live on this planet.
38. And the second one!
She reasons with me and she's a saint for it.
39. And the third one!
He's a little weird but he doesn't give a damn.
40. What does the 12th message in your inbox say?
Umm, it's private, by virtue of being a private message?
41. Do you have an eBay account?
I could probably use one. I'll need money first, though.
42. Do you smoke?
43. Do you drink?
Eight glasses a day, brotha.
44. What's your favourite song at the moment?
"In Limbo" by Radiohead.
45. Do you have any tattoos? And if not, do you want any?
I don't have any and I don't want any.
46. Do you think you're smart?
47. Would you rather go Zorbing or bungee jumping?
Zorbing seems like it might be fun.
48. If you could have any super-power, what would it be?
Invisibility. Or maybe X-ray vision that I'll only use to see through clothes despite X-rays not actually working that way.
49. Do you know what Kingdom Hearts is?
Yes. Yes, I do.
50. Where's the furthest you've been from home?
51. If the world was gonna blow up and the only way to save it was to kill yourself, would you do it?
Uh, yeah, because I'll die either way? This is a really stupid question, to be honest.
52. Have you ever visited a Starbucks?
Yes. Sweater vests everywhere.
53. What's your favourite girl's name?
54 And... boys name?
I don't freakin' know.
55. What's your favourite animal?
Definitely not cicadas.
56. How long have you had Bebo for?
I love how you assume that I know what the hell a Bebo is and that I have one.
57. What school do you go to? If you've left, where do you work?
I go to a charter school, I guess? What kind of a question is that?
58. What's the best way to annoy someone in a lift?
Walk in as they're having sex.
59. Have you ever purposely made someone jealous?
I can't remember. Probably.
60 What model is your phone?
iPhone 3GS Mark II Turbo Elite Collector's Edition.
61. What type of house do you live in?
I never live in a house for very long.
62. Do you like Family Guy?
63. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yeah, I suppose I have.
64. Have you ever had your own heart broken?
65. What would be your ideal date?
None at all.
66. Are you a fast typer?
Any speed I have in typing is off-set by the time I spend going over my sentences five or six times.
67. Do you type with double or single spaces?
Single spaces like everyone else in the world?
68. Who do you give the most Luv to on Bebo?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
69. Do you own an iPod?
Yes, but iTunes is such a pain in the ass that I haven't added much to it lately.
70. Have you ever been to Disneyland?
I've been to Disney World, does that count?
71. Tony Blair or Gordon Brown?
Politics? Ooh. I gave up that stuff a long time ago.
72. Do you have any weird habits or quirks?
I've been doing things for so long I barely notice them, but there are probably a couple things that others find odd.
73. Black or white?
I thought we were past this, guys.
74. Gold or silver?
Silver. It's a cooler-looking metal and it's my Pokemon game of choice.
75. Blue or pink?
76. Red or orange?
77. Green or purple?
78. Do you have braces?
79. Do you have glasses?
80. If you were a Final Fantasy character, who would you be?
Cloud, 'cause that's the only Final Fantasy character I know.
81. Favourite ice-cream flavour?
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH WITH FUCKIN SPRINKLES AND WHIPPED CREAM AND CARAMEL AND MOLASSES AND TOPPED WITH PURE SUGAR AND INJECTED INTRAVENOUSLY
82. Do you like your parents?
Most of the time.
83. Are you a neat freak?
I try to be, but I'm really not.
84. Who is your other half on Bebo?
NO HABLA ESPANOL
85. Do you have Sky TV?
JE NE PARLE PAS LE FRANCAIS
86. Do you like the way you look?
87. Do you own Mario Kart?
I used to. :c
88. Who's better, Mario, Luigi, Peach or Toad?
Peach is a cheeky slut who gets "kidnapped" every other week, Mario gets all the praise and Toad is annoying as hell, so I'm going with Luigi because he deserves a little attention after living in his brother's shadow for so long.
89. Do you like football? If so, what team do you support?
I'll watch the World Cup, but that's pretty much it. As for grid-iron, I'll shout "go Bucs" but my involvement ends there. I'm not really a sportsy kind of guy.
90. Do you have a Facebook account?
91 What's your favourite holiday? (e.g. Christmas, Halloween...)
Talk Like a Pirate Day.
92. When was your first ever kiss (and what happened)?
93. Have you ever prank called someone?
Yes, do you have Prince Albert in a can?
94. Avril Lavigne or Pink?
Do I go for one untalented teenybopper or another untalented teenybopper? Hmm...
95. Jason Mraz or Jordan Jansen?
I actually kinda like Jason Mraz.
96. Fall Out Boy or Panic! At the Disco?
I'm not much into either, but Panic! at the Disco are alright.
97. Well, that's the end of the (amazingly long) survey! Any famous last words?
Remember, kids, if he looks gay, acts gay, and sounds gay, it's still not a good idea to ask if he's gay.
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