Jack Pschitt

Holy Dick

, 3rd October 2012 at 03:09 PM (771 Views)

I just heard an advertizement on the radio touting this Viagra-type thing that claimed to make a guy fully erect in seven seconds.

Seven fucking seconds.

And the first thing I thought was: is she really that impatient? My second thought was: I imagine it would hurt.

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RaccoonGoon - 3rd October 2012 03:36 PM
Best Blargh Title Of the Year For All Years.

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Oswin - 3rd October 2012 04:39 PM
Well I dunno, seven seconds is long enough time to get an erection naturally, surely. Depending on the situation.
Kaori - 3rd October 2012 05:24 PM
That does sound potentially painful. :I
Orion - 3rd October 2012 06:07 PM
Holy Dick indeed.
Laïka - 3rd October 2012 06:41 PM
I misread this as having one for seven seconds the first time I saw it. :P

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Karis - 3rd October 2012 08:44 PM
They let this sort of stuff on the radio these days? o_O

Maybe having horrid reception isn't so inconvenient after all...

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Fab - 5th October 2012 03:21 PM
I can get erect at the speed of a Napalm Death song.