Cartmakuhita is Back
by, 2nd December 2012 at 05:23 PM (571 Views)
Yes, my world-famous never-changing avatar is back after the imaginary resounding success of Shuckvember, but I have bad news that I've been holding in for a long time now.
I forgot that I was supposed to switch back yesterday.
And also my avatar got screwed up along the way.
See, this computer that I save all my schnitzel on got revamped and all my documents wiped, and so after I made my Shuckvember avatar, I checked my documents, not realizing this, to see if my good ol' stalwart Cartmakuhita was still there.
You can figure it out from there.
So then I was, like, panicking, yo. I thought Cartmakuhita was gone for ever. But thanks to the slowness of my Internet, I managed to save him with most of his vital organs intact! See, when I had my initial "oh shit" moment, I went to the front page, and as I was scrolling to do something else, something caught the corner of my eye.
I remember my exact thought. Is... is that what I think it is?
Lo and behold, it was. There, tucked off to the side of my Shuckvember-themed blog entry in the Recent Blogs feed thingy, was a very tiny version of my wondrous Cartmakuhita. I knew this was a passing opportunity, so I siezed it, and I am happy to report that now, thanks to my quick thinking, I am now able to say here, in front of you lovely Gardeners, that I FUKKEN SAVED.
*puts up shield to deflect rotten tomatoes*
So now I had this puny, teeny-weenie little version of my precious avatar. I mean, this thing was tiny. Even smaller than my dictionary. You know, them little pocket dictionary things. But anyway, even in my state of virtual squalor, without the benefit of Photoshop at least having the good samaritanism to try fixing my avatar out of its blurry, over-blown state as best as it could, I managed. How did I pull through, you might ask? It's simple, really. After much deliberation and thought, I finally thought of a strategem.
That's right, now my avatar isn't a squalid, pathetic, blurry shell of the glorious momument to bloated egoism and stubbornness it once was, now it's 8-bit.
Yup, totally. 'Cause 8-bit is, like, super hip and retro shiek, dude. Yo.
And now I leave you, my loving captive audience, with a decision to make and a process to undergo. I am leaving an appropriate user title up to you fine people. Try to make a user title that fits my new super-retro 8-bit Cartmakuhita (which I will try to retroify in the near future with glorious red-leaning monochrome), and you, the people of this system, will take a democratic vote, which I will then completely disregard and pick my favorite anyway. Doesn't that sound grand?
Now go on. Participate in this democratic system while I break out the MS Paint to go dress poor Cartmakuhita's wounds as best as I can.
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