Jack Pschitt

I'mma take this bandwagon. YOINK!


Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My facebook pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.

Total: 3. I'm perfectly happy, I just don't like other people. :P

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me. Gotta love maths
[x] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people. Huh?

Total: 11. I plan to comprehend most things around me. Sue me.

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total: 3. I'm an independent mind, not a rebel without a clue. (I also caught the Rage Against the Machine reference in question 3. :P)

Jock

[ ] I'm on one 1 or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on tv all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[x] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot. :D
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.

Total: 1. Nope, not me.

Comedian

[x] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.

Total: 5. See my comments on me getting a 6 in "Wierdo".

Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[x] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.

Total: 6. More to do with my hatred of other people than any sort of insecurity.

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me.

Total: 3. I would wear a big black coat if I had one.

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[ ] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.

Total: 6. This sort of contradicts some of my other scores. This is one reason I think I have bipolar disorder.

Antisocial

[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[x] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room.
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[x] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total: 8. Other people are usually not my type.

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear Vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.

Total: 0. Nah, just not me.

Christian Child

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[x] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.

Total: 4. Nonreligious here.

Gangsta

[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and h*es
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.

Total: 0. I plan to live past the age of 30, if you don't mind.

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in my year.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.

Total: 0. Screw tough people. I can always just throw a brick at them and run. It's not weak. It's called trying to win.

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console(s)
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most.
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[ ] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[x] I've actually read a book about videogames.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.

Total: 3. I prefer movies, really.

Girly

[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear makeup every day. Not when it's the holidays, though.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug. I don't kill them....
[ ] I paint my nails
[ ] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[ ] I shower more than usual
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[ ] I like flowers
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father
[ ] I like hanging out with girls than boys. I really don't care, though it doesn't help I go to an all girls school. HA!
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[ ] I watch my weight. Uh, I don't eat too much that'd I'd gain weight. I don't really need to
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on TV, soap operas, reality TV, etc

Total: 0. This may have something to do with the fact that I'm a boy.

Boyish

[x] I have short hair.
[x] I hate doing laundry.
[ ] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports.
[ ] People say I have a deep voice.
[ ] I'm more like my Dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[ ]I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[ ] My room isn't neat
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[ ] I don't read
[ ] I don't ask for help even if I need it.

Total: 3. I'm a boy, not an idiot.

Welp, that's me.

I really need to get tested for bipolar disorder. And does anyone else feel this questionnaire is extremely shallow? Ah, well.