ME: I have a question. Where's Golf Port?
BRO: Shut up you fag
ME: You take that back! Nobody calls me a poorly-related racial slur and gets away with it!
BRO: Nobody calls you period...
SOME STUPID FRIEND OF BRO'S: ooowwww burn
ME: I have no idea what you just said.
ME: How is that a burn? It made zero sense whatsoever.
ME: You're right it was. So what did you mean