Alan Smithee Presents...

Spoilered for long rant.

You see, noone likes walls of text, mainly because it is so long and painful toread, and it is not fun to go through a wall of text. If walls oftext were fun to read, it would be fun to read and it would be fun touse and it helps books become a New York Times best seller, but theydon't in this universe, unless you are an alien race. I can't explainyour liking to walls of text if you were an alien, but I'm blamingaliens, like what GiorgioA. Tsoukalos thinks about things unresolved, but in his meme forme.He believes that ancient astronauts interacted with ancient humans inthe olden times, which is ridiclous, so no one should give a thingabout what he says, but I still think a wall of text sucks, which istrue to an extent, because they are painful to go through, but Ithink that horrible fanfiction writers are the cause for this, likeTara Gliseblie, who made My Immortal, and many other noobs. But,speaking of noobs, I think of Nob Osagawara, who translated thePokémon games until Pokémon Platinum came out, and he is also amember of the Something Awful Formus as Douglas Dinsdale. Speaking ofSomething Awful, isn't Shining Armor – a pony from Friendship IsMagic – initals is also the same initals for Something Awful. Ain'tthat a wonderful discovery? But a more wonderful discovery is thebeta of Superman 64. What a wonder, how a game's beta can be betterthan the final version, but the beta still kinda sucks, judging by avideo. Speaking of Superman 64, remember Warner Bros. Animation? WBAnimation made many great cartoons in the 90s, like Animaniacs,Batman: The Animated Series, Tiny Toons Adventures, Superman: TheAnimated Series, and Pinky and the Brain. But, I now hate WB forruining Superman 64. Also, don't you think walls of text suck? Ithink so, because they are a pain in the butt to read. I mean,really, why would someone create a wall of text? To troll everyone? Ithink that's interesting, but why would someone troll someone.Because the person is mean as heck. But, why not? Trolling is fun, soI want to make a troll fic. But troll fics are stupid, and foridiots. But I am not an idiot, so I just changed my statement. Buthere is my troll fic, so enjoy. “oneupron time a guy name “john” was walking until he see portal hewalk into and see equestria he was a big fan of friend ship is magikand he notice he wsa now pony with trollface as cutie mark so hedecide to go walk round to see for things to do and he see pinkii peiso he walk up to pinkii pie and pinnnnki pie sad “hello I am pinkiipie want to patry wit me asyou arenewto ponyville” and I say”yes”so we par4y for 99 mins and I walk away and pinkki tels me to seother ponys soi met twilight sparkl and we met and so we talk for 99mins and then oii go away to nowher then I see rainbow dash fluttershy appleack rarit and speik so then we tallked for 66 mins then Iwalk away then I go to everfreeeee fro no reason so I enter theeverfreeee and I walk until I seeeee portal to somewhere so I walkintro portal and I notice notingsahs but then I see discord than hekill me THEND” So, wasn't that a horrible story? I think so. But,yeah, I hope you enjoyed this rant, so I would like to say OHSHI-