Alan Smithee Presents...

DISCLAIMER: If you think I am crazy for doing pointless theories, you should walk away to a different blog and stuff like that. Talking about Spongebob is very pointless, but you should run. And I don't own Spongebob. If I did, I would have made it better.

Spoilered.

Welcome to DAY 2 of Negative Continuity. In this day is another day of Spongebob Squarepants. As in the Krabby Patty Formula.

Anyways, the Krabby Patty Formula is used to make the Krabby Patty a hit seller, and to make the overused Plankton want to steal it to gain customers. Like In-N-Out's use of natural sources to make a delicious burger.

But throught the series history, the formula had many different histories.

The first one, said by Eugene, IIRC, was a 'Krabs family secret', This was in Season 4, when Plankton attempted to know Krabs's mother to get the formula...again.

The next one, one season later, was when Plankton made the forumla by accident with pots and pans...to make the perfect recipe. Wait – wasn't it a family secret? They forgot? WOW.

But before I go on, here's another thing that doesn't make sense – Krabs was on his grandfather's ship when he was a baby. SO HOW DID HE EVER BE WITH SHELDON WHEN HE WAS A BABY? Then again, this episode might as well be a lie. But a pirate NEVER lies...right?

Many episodes also say that it was made with...LOVE.

But I forgot most other starters. Correct me.

But the fact that it was a Krabs Family secret but made by Krabs and Plankton DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE WHAT SO EVER.

Because of THAT, it would mean:

An older relative of Krabs made the original Krabby Patty Formula.
Eugene never used it until later, then Plankton slammed, made pots and pans, and improved it by a whole ton.
BUT...with all this and the previous stuff I said about the KK.. as a result, SPONGEBOB HAS LITTLE TO NONE CONTNUITY!

Then again, Krabs, Karen, and Plankton may have been lying.

Who knows? The writers are TOO FORGETFUL.

Next time on Negative Contintuity, I will discuss about Super Mario.

To be continued!