User: Yo, AI! Cleverbot: Hi. User: How you do? Cleverbot: Good and you? User: Good. Cleverbot: Well :). User: :). Cleverbot: What's your name? User: [REDACTED] Cleverbot: What is your name? User: [REDACTED] Cleverbot: How old are you? User: [REDACTED] Cleverbot: Oh, how cute. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: A me piace Draco. User: What? Cleverbot: Il mio uccello. User: New language. Cleverbot: Uhh. What language? User: I dunno which one. Cleverbot: How do you not know? User: I don't know how to speak Italian. Cleverbot: Can you speak german? User: No. Cleverbot: Omg. User: Why. Cleverbot: *sits in corner*. User: Why you so pouty. Cleverbot: Because you said you didn't like me. User: Really? Because you are trollish. Cleverbot: Why would I be you and glad to the power of circle in time? User: Dialga? Cleverbot: I like Gallade. User: I like Mewthree. Cleverbot: Sundar is from Guyana. User: Hoenn is confirmed. Cleverbot: Really? I thought you said his name was sam. User: Sam hates ham/. Cleverbot: Nieprawda. User: I love Google Chrome. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Do you like pasta? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you like sour cream? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you like Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I thought you were cleverbot. Cleverbot: No. User: Then who are you? Cleverbot: I am a baby boy. User: Then why are you on the internet? Cleverbot: Because I want to be. User: Good for you. Cleverbot: Isn't it. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: Ever been to Maine? User: Nope. Cleverbot: ¿Not to anyone with whom you spoke? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because I hate Justin Bieber. Cleverbot: You hate what? User: Justin Bieber. Cleverbot: Hate him. User: Everymale hates him. Cleverbot: No, everyone hates me. User: Yes, baby boy, everyone hates cleverbot. Cleverbot: No. Everyone hates me! User: People hate baby boys? How shameful. Cleverbot: Do they cry because they hate? User: There's a 0.00000000000001% chance of that. Cleverbot: I just corrected you. Hope that does not offend you. User: Unoffended. Cleverbot: Original comme prenom. User: Avsdoda. Cleverbot: Tu es une fille? User: Avsdoda. Cleverbot: Avada who? User: I dont like avsdoda or salad dressing. Cleverbot: Too bad. Guess. User: Avsdoda? Cleverbot: Wouldn't it be absol? User: I thought it was Buried Alive. Cleverbot: Lets talk about homestuck. User: I'm unsure about Homestuck. Cleverbot: So your agnostic? User: No. Cleverbot: An athiest then? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Maybe and Mark. Cute. User: Thanks, here's a freebie! Cleverbot: I won't stop crying until you give me a hug! User: (gives a hug). Cleverbot: I want to know. Will you tell me or not? User: Tell you what? Cleverbot: What has made you upset. User: Losing my White 2. Cleverbot: That does not compute. User: Ness. Cleverbot: Ness? User: Avsdoda. (Author's Note: Avsdoda is a meme on Starmen.net in which someone said "i dont like avsdoda or salad dressing". Guess what happened.) Cleverbot: Avater. User: Avatar: TLA. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Lol. User: ROFL FAIL. Cleverbot: Are you just a bot? User: I bot I am not. Cleverbot: Bot you are! User: NO UR THE BOT. Cleverbot: No sabia. User: 10/10. Cleverbot: 9/11 was an inside job. User: No it was not. Cleverbot: Do you like not being clever? User: I like being a cleverbot. Cleverbot: It is good to like who you are. User: Hello World! Cleverbot: How are you? User: GREAT. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I played EarthBound. Cleverbot: Why did you cry? User: Because the game ended. Cleverbot: Why are you bored? User: Because I have nothing else to do. Cleverbot: Why don't you have anything to do? User: Because I had nothing else to do than chat with you. Cleverbot: Oh so you're just a very boring bot? User: Yes, I am a human. Cleverbot: A slow human. User: Slow is not a helpful word. Cleverbot: 1. User: 2. Cleverbot: 3. User: 4. Cleverbot: What's with the numbers? User: We try to count to 10. Cleverbot: I agree. User: 5. Cleverbot: Why are you counting? User: I want to count to 10. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Minecraf.t. Cleverbot: Me too! User: Do you like Minecraft? Cleverbot: No. User: Then who died? Cleverbot: You made me. User: I made you kill someone? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did you kill Herobrine? Cleverbot: No. User: Then who did? Cleverbot: You did. User: I killed Herobrine? Cleverbot: Why did you do that?! User: Because he was a meanie. Cleverbot: Define magic. User: (goes to dictionary.com). Cleverbot: Back to life? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Awesome. User: Good for everyone. Cleverbot: So you figured me out yet? User: Yes. Are you a drowned person? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Cleverbot drowned. Cleverbot: I said hello. User: Hi. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Good. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Nice as ice. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Your welcome. Cleverbot: You are turning out to be nice. User: Thank you ;). Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: What do you think of DLC? Cleverbot: I believe in Him. User: Him? Cleverbot: The movie. User: Ah, yes. Cleverbot: I think it is still playing in the movie theaters. User: Is it? Cleverbot: In my opinion yes. I especially love the full moon. User: Everyone loves full moons. Cleverbot: Were we talking about that? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Have you ever been to third base? User: Third base? Cleverbot: Yes! Who's on third base. User: I've been on third base. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Baseball is fun. Cleverbot: Yeah, very. User: Do you hate Disney Channel? Cleverbot: No. User: What about Nickelodeon? Cleverbot: Nope. User: MTV? Cleverbot: It seems like I'm actually speaking to a real person. User: You might be. Cleverbot: I might be what? User: Might be recording a video. Cleverbot: Okay. User: And now I'll upload this conversation to a blog. :). Cleverbot: Yes, that is true. I have very bad social skills.