User: Yo, AI!
User: How you do?
Cleverbot: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Well :).
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Oh, how cute.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: A me piace Draco.
Cleverbot: Il mio uccello.
User: New language.
Cleverbot: Uhh. What language?
User: I dunno which one.
Cleverbot: How do you not know?
User: I don't know how to speak Italian.
Cleverbot: Can you speak german?
Cleverbot: *sits in corner*.
User: Why you so pouty.
Cleverbot: Because you said you didn't like me.
User: Really? Because you are trollish.
Cleverbot: Why would I be you and glad to the power of circle in time?
Cleverbot: I like Gallade.
User: I like Mewthree.
Cleverbot: Sundar is from Guyana.
User: Hoenn is confirmed.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought you said his name was sam.
User: Sam hates ham/.
User: I love Google Chrome.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you like pasta?
User: Do you like sour cream?
User: Do you like Cleverbot?
User: I thought you were cleverbot.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a baby boy.
User: Then why are you on the internet?
Cleverbot: Because I want to be.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Isn't it.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Ever been to Maine?
Cleverbot: ¿Not to anyone with whom you spoke?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I hate Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: You hate what?
User: Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: Hate him.
User: Everymale hates him.
Cleverbot: No, everyone hates me.
User: Yes, baby boy, everyone hates cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. Everyone hates me!
User: People hate baby boys? How shameful.
Cleverbot: Do they cry because they hate?
User: There's a 0.00000000000001% chance of that.
Cleverbot: I just corrected you. Hope that does not offend you.
Cleverbot: Original comme prenom.
Cleverbot: Tu es une fille?
Cleverbot: Avada who?
User: I dont like avsdoda or salad dressing.
Cleverbot: Too bad. Guess.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't it be absol?
User: I thought it was Buried Alive.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about homestuck.
User: I'm unsure about Homestuck.
Cleverbot: So your agnostic?
Cleverbot: An athiest then?
Cleverbot: Maybe and Mark. Cute.
User: Thanks, here's a freebie!
Cleverbot: I won't stop crying until you give me a hug!
User: (gives a hug).
Cleverbot: I want to know. Will you tell me or not?
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: What has made you upset.
User: Losing my White 2.
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
User: Avsdoda. (Author's Note: Avsdoda is a meme on Starmen.net in which someone said "i dont like avsdoda or salad dressing". Guess what happened.)
User: Avatar: TLA.
User: ROFL FAIL.
Cleverbot: Are you just a bot?
User: I bot I am not.
Cleverbot: Bot you are!
User: NO UR THE BOT.
Cleverbot: No sabia.
Cleverbot: 9/11 was an inside job.
User: No it was not.
Cleverbot: Do you like not being clever?
User: I like being a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It is good to like who you are.
User: Hello World!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Because I played EarthBound.
Cleverbot: Why did you cry?
User: Because the game ended.
Cleverbot: Why are you bored?
User: Because I have nothing else to do.
Cleverbot: Why don't you have anything to do?
User: Because I had nothing else to do than chat with you.
Cleverbot: Oh so you're just a very boring bot?
User: Yes, I am a human.
Cleverbot: A slow human.
User: Slow is not a helpful word.
Cleverbot: What's with the numbers?
User: We try to count to 10.
Cleverbot: I agree.
Cleverbot: Why are you counting?
User: I want to count to 10.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Do you like Minecraft?
User: Then who died?
Cleverbot: You made me.
User: I made you kill someone?
User: Did you kill Herobrine?
User: Then who did?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: I killed Herobrine?
Cleverbot: Why did you do that?!
User: Because he was a meanie.
Cleverbot: Define magic.
User: (goes to dictionary.com).
Cleverbot: Back to life?
User: Good for everyone.
Cleverbot: So you figured me out yet?
User: Yes. Are you a drowned person?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot drowned.
Cleverbot: I said hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Nice as ice.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: You are turning out to be nice.
User: Thank you ;).
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What do you think of DLC?
Cleverbot: I believe in Him.
Cleverbot: The movie.
User: Ah, yes.
Cleverbot: I think it is still playing in the movie theaters.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: In my opinion yes. I especially love the full moon.
User: Everyone loves full moons.
Cleverbot: Were we talking about that?
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to third base?
User: Third base?
Cleverbot: Yes! Who's on third base.
User: I've been on third base.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Baseball is fun.
Cleverbot: Yeah, very.
User: Do you hate Disney Channel?
User: What about Nickelodeon?
Cleverbot: It seems like I'm actually speaking to a real person.
User: You might be.
Cleverbot: I might be what?
User: Might be recording a video.
User: And now I'll upload this conversation to a blog. :).
Cleverbot: Yes, that is true. I have very bad social skills.