Alan Smithee Presents...

FUCK YOU MARIO KART WII PART 3
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So, I was racing in Koopa Cape. I was in 1st. You see, I was trying to go for a 1-star rank. So, I was doing well...then RIGHT BEFORE THE FUCKING GOAL, I WAS HIT BY A BLUE SHELL... and now I can't get a one-star rank.

Especially considering this was about a MILLIMETER before the goal line, I got second place. Sure, fine right? NO, I WANTED TO GET A 1STAR RANK. I WANTED TO GO FOR STAR RANK, AND THIS GAME PULLED OFF A FUCKING CHEAP TRICK AT THE FUCKING LAST SECOND.

tl;dr - Fuck you Mario Kart Wii.