I have recently found out that forum activity has died, and thus, I just decided I am a fucking Slowpoke. Or a Pokémon with low speed. Whatever. The fact is, I am a Slowpoke.
Whoa... that first sentence made WAY more sense in the second read-through... Note to self: Don't read so fast, makes it easy to miss insignificant little words such as "a."
Or a Pokémon with low speed. Whatever.
Maybe a Golem?
@PkmnGreen; is now LEVEL 0.