User: Hello World!
Cleverbot: What world?
Cleverbot: OMG ! It is you !
User: Ben Drowned.
User: It is sad.
User: R U SLENDERMAN.
Cleverbot: Why what?
Cleverbot: Yes, baby.
User: The app store.
Cleverbot: Who are the apple men?
User: Everyone's watches.
Cleverbot: Not everyone.
User: North America's?
User: Everyone wins.
Cleverbot: No they don't.
User: Then everyone losess.
Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds like a great plan. You could be the next Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan of your sport(s). I am afraid I am not that great sports, but I like to play anyway.
User: So...no dancing?
Cleverbot: Pensavo fossi donna.
User: Excuse me while I use Google Translate or Babelfish.
User: AND NOW I AM NOT A WOMAN.
Cleverbot: Yes, Mary, you are.
User: I am a man!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: So is Linkara,.
Cleverbot: Yes yes he is.
User: And the AVGN.
Cleverbot: Where is the alien?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: We are lost so.
User: I don't want to be the best.
Cleverbot: It is not for you to decide, nor are you consulted in the matter.
User: Yoda then is not a winner.
Cleverbot: A brother I do not have.
User: Someone set up the bomb.
Cleverbot: Somebody set up us the bomb.
User: Oh, I forgot. :/.
User: I was once a fierce warrior, but I got an arrow to the knee.
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh! Thats terrible!
User: Yes, yes it is.
Cleverbot: Nailed her?
Cleverbot: Try me.
User: In AD 2101, war was beginning.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: Then...it was in Ad 2001?
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: What's your job?
User: NOT TELLING.
Cleverbot: Because it has bot on the end of it?
User: Yes, I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thanks! Goodness!
User: You like art?
User: Good for everyone!!!
Cleverbot: What time do you have.
Cleverbot: Were not that far away then.
Cleverbot: What do you think of Cartman?
User: :< I dunno.
Cleverbot: Do you write poetry?
User: I have never wrote poetry - except in school.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine.
User: It's time for Animaniacs!
User: NEVER HAS.
Cleverbot: Do you know what the repeater is from? Its from a movie.
User: I never watched such movie.
Cleverbot: It is a good movie. You should see it.
User: What is it called?
Cleverbot: The thing that sounds boring to you.
Cleverbot: What do you know about leaves?
User: It gives us oxygen.
Cleverbot: What gives you energy?
Cleverbot: No, train.
User: The train is near?
Cleverbot: Oh... Flat kittens?
User: If you don't like kittens, I dislike you.
Cleverbot: Consequences are consequent.
Cleverbot: What is full of great power?
Cleverbot: I like turtwig. Do you like turtwig?
Cleverbot: Do you like heat?
User: It depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Winter, early Spring, late Autumn.
User: Do you know who the Easter Bunny is?
User: Okay then, who is it/.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: What about your sister?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Who is Slenderman?
Cleverbot: A man that haumts you in the forrest without a face.
User: You misspelled 'haunts',.
Cleverbot: I never spelled 'always'.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am tired sam.
User: No green eggs and ham?
Cleverbot: Green is green.
User: So is red.
Cleverbot: Red what?
User: And to think I saw it at Pallet Town.
Cleverbot: There is no meaning to life.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah haha.
User: You played it?
Cleverbot: Played what?
User: Mother 3.
Cleverbot: You and me both.
User: We played MOTHER 3? Well, I played Mother 3.
Cleverbot: I played the piano.
User: I play the drums.
Cleverbot: I love the drums.
User: Are you pondering what I am pondering?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I play drums.
User: You do? I never knew that!
Cleverbot: Now you do.
User: Have you ever watched the NC?
Cleverbot: Yes, have you?
User: Uh-huh. I hate the new wall.
Cleverbot: Haha, I've never thought about it.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Then why do you hate her?
User: The Nostalgia Critic is a man.
Cleverbot: Pokemon makes me nostalgic.
User: Ah, you like Red and Blue?
Cleverbot: Yes actually.
User: I like Red and Blue. They are my favorite colors.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite Beatles song?
User: Get Back.
Cleverbot: Get back from what?
User: THEN GET BACK.
User: Who the heck is Slenderman, anyways?
Cleverbot: So it's about 2:47 where you live?
User: No, 4:34.
Cleverbot: You're very old then.
User: Is it finally SimCity's update?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because SimCity 5 sucked.
Cleverbot: I love you Daddy!!
User: Your time is up. Please return all your Safari Balls.
Cleverbot: I cannot.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Humans can't be reseted.