Spectrum Achromatic

Steven and N themselves will deliver the card to you if you buy it.

The orange color is really, really, really nice.

It's power level is ober 9000! The poke-gods will shine down on you for buying this stunfisk! This stunfisk is awesomer than Joeys Rattata. Its better than shorts, its the almighty Stunfisk!

It's the flatest Pokemon in existance.

N would want you to have this card. He would be hurt if you didn't, disregarding the feelings of that species.

But buy it and you can change your name from "Destiny Queen" to "N's Goddess" for taking pity on the derpy creature. ;D

Yay! I got mentioned first!

Okay... Here goes!

You see that PokeBeach.com logo next to Stunfisk? It's not supposed to be there! That means that this is the only card like this out there! And as a card collector, I can tell you that if you buy it NOW before anyone else notices the logo, held onto it for a while, then sold it, you would make a HUGE PROFIT!!! I'm talking like A MILLION DOLLARS PROFIT!!!

I will deliver the card personally along with an N plushie and I will wear a replica of Steven's suit.

Buying this card will cause a mystic Stunfisk genie to appear magically in front of you. With a buff, manly body, a genie "tail", and everything. Just with Stunfisk's head/face.
It'll grant you 5 wishes every time you buy another Stunfisk card.

The moment you buy that card, Steven will come through your window and say "I found my true love, will you marry me?"
And deliver the card and a wedding ring.

You will bestow upon yourself such an epic amount of derpiness.

The card itself can jolt the enemy making it a must have!
Also, I went on my Tardis checked the future, and the person who has this card will be filthy rich.
Dalek/Cybermen do not approve

Doctor approve

Must Have!

The card itself can jolt the enemy making it a must have!
Also, I went on my Tardis checked the future, and the person who has this card will be filthy rich.
Dalek/Cybermen do not approve

Doctor approve

Must Have!

If you buy this card Stunfisk shall give you a unlimited amount of wishes, You could wish for N maybe, Steven? Stunfisk obeys your every wish, and if you wish now you can wish Stunfisk turned into another pokemon such as Mudkip, because every on likes Mudkipz!

By not buying the Stunkfish card you are starting down a long and dark road towards neglecting all things that you love.

In other words buy the damn card.

It's free. And has no drawbacks. Why would you turn that down?

Because it's ugly. In a world obsessed with generic cuteness and beauty, this Stunfisk card dares to stand out and show that looks aren't everything, and that it's good to be different.

You can use it as a beer mat. You know, because it's so flat?

Psst...

How'd you like to buy a Pokémon?

This extremely rare Pokémon will make you rich within an extremely short amount of time! But why buy the card, you ask? I don't mean to spoil the surprise, but...

It comes out of the card!

Stunfisk lay a thousand eggs at a time, and each of those Stunfisk lay another thousand eggs, and each of those lay another thousand, and another, and another, and another, until you got yourself thousands upon thousands of them!

And why would you want that many Stunfisk, you may ask?

See, these Pokémon are extremely valuable and sought after! One of these will go for a hundred thousand a pop!

Now, normally I would charge full price for this bugger, but for the sake of getting you rich I'll give ya a Business Discount! Hundred bucks through the counter, you get a megamillion moneymaker! But wait! Pay an extra two hundred in cash, I'll throw in an egg-laying set, child-care set, and an education set! That's megamillion moneymaker plus an aid in caretaking it, all for just three hundred!

Whaddaya say, you in?

Volkner is a closet fan of stunfisk and will do anything for it. ANYTHING, he many bring flint and Byron with him. Steven my even come, to see what is going on.

If you buy it, Cheren and Touya will fufill all of your yaoi fantasies of them for you.

...that's all I've got, sorry. ^^;