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Cosmos — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:18:44 GMT

Ugh,

I just can't even.

So I've missed two days of school with week, normally I'd be pretty stoked with life but I can't fall behind this year and it's for shitty reasons (no pun intended lol), so I've missed school cause my body just hates me.
So this morning I wake up feeling pretty decent I go about my normal routine and as soon as I step out of the shower my stomach goes spastic and all and I go to toilet but nothing really comes out so I go to eat but now I'm nauseous and the smell of my cereal just makes me want to vomit. So my mother gives me these nasty ass dry wheat cracker things just so I can have something in my stomach and then I start feeling better and RIGHT as I stand up to go to drive to school my stomach is like "NO! YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. NOW!" So I pretty much run to the bathroom and I get to the toilet and then again nothing really comes out and it's built up I can feel it.

SWEET BABY FUCK.
NOBODY EVER INFORMED ME THAT CONSTIPATION FEELS LIKE YOUR BODY IS SIMULTANEOUSLY RIPPING IT'S SELF APART, GETTING READY TO EXPLODE AND HAS A FAMILY POISONOUS SEA URCHIN THAT ARE HAVING A DANCE PARTY IN YOUR BOWLS.
I literally wanted to cry.

(Pretty much the exact same thing happened to me on Tuesday, to a lesser extent)

Eventually after a lot of effort I got enough out.
So that made me feel better.
But then I was exhausted and just felt disgusting so I went back to sleep.

I feel better now though.
Which I hope continues.

But now it's like a dam broke and everything is just flooding out
(sorry for the TMI)

But anyway I literally have no motivation at this point and I have a creative writing essay due tomorrow. I haven't even started.
The topics are stupid as fuck so i think I'm gonna take the topic "Tumbling from the heavens" and make it about Satan. I mean... Do you think that will freak my teacher out?
It's either that or about a creeper serial stalker that stalks a girls he's never met but is convinced he loves her and then he kidnaps her and like tries to be like "Lucy I'm Home" couple, and then he unties her so she can be his little Susie homemaker but then she runs and he kills her and then live happily ever after with her corpse.
I meaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

I think my teacher is gonna think I'm like budding psychopath that's not right in the head cause I always end up writing the weirdest shit in his class...
Like the first essay I wrote in his class was about a guy who becomes schizo and his other personality is a serial killer, but he can still see everything his other personality does he just has no control of it but then the two end up becoming friends because of they kill a cop and then go on the run to survive :)
And there was one about a little girl who stabbed her father to death because he wouldn't buy her a new dress and then she makes it look a botched burglary and gets away with his murder cause I mean who's gonna expect a 10 year-old little girl to kill her father in cold blood?
Then (One of my favorite) was about a Worker Bee that has an existential crisis and runs away from the hive and does everything the hive forbids and he ends up killing himself because he stings someone but he's happy about it because he got to die a free bee.

And I need to start on my art project that i was suppose to start a week ago.
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I can't even!

Cosmos — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:37:09 GMT

Seriously.
Guys.

I want to die.

Three days ago I was so calm and relaxed and everything was lovely and wondrous.
I've been back at school. It was my second day of my Senior year today.

I have so much work it's not even funny.
Seriously It would take me like two weeks working just about non-stop to finish all of this shit.
This is fucking ridiculous.

I'm just gonna drop of school and become a cave hobo.
I shall give up everything to be a cave hobo.
And I shall stay in my cave for ever.
And be a hobo.

Death becomes me.

Cosmos — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:46:59 GMT

Guys,
Guys,
Guys...

I'm dying.
Seriously. I can't even.

I just went to the gym today for the first time since November...
and SWEET BABY JESUS, VIRGIN MARY, MOTHER OF GOD.

I AM DEAD.
So unfit it's not even funny...

And on Wednesday I start with my Senior year of highschool! Whoop.
I mean... It's kinda exciting... well the part that this is my last year of highchool.
Not the part where I have to spend time with a lot of people that make me that make me want to become a murder, lol.

Anywho...
DEAD.

Pokemon X & Y

Cosmos — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:56:00 GMT

So I really like the name.
It seems pretty cool.

I'm actually pretty excited.
It's going to be a whole new experience to get everything all 3D and what not.
But now I'm gonna have to go buy a 3DS which is kind of bullshit in my opinion. I'm sure they could have made it compatible with the DSi or something.
I mean come the fuck on.

I'm actually liking the look of the starters...
The Grass starter is a little iffy. But the others look cool.
I really like the Frog :)

I think the legends look fucking cool.
I really like the look of the Deer legendary (I'm assuming he's the Y mascot)

I really want character customization.

I we better be able to transfer old Pokemon on there from previous Gens

I really want a bunch of bran spanking new Pokemon! :D
I'm really excited to see what they come out with!
One thing I really hope they don't do is give perfectly good Pokemon a new evo (with exception to Eevee) But they honestly need to leave perfect Pokemon along SPECIALLY GEN 1, they can give some new evo's to maybe like Gen IV or V but I really just want them to leave the previous Gen's ALONE for the most part (with the exception of Eevee).

I'm pretty excited to get to see more new Pokemon and the starters Evos' :)

And I also want a bad ass motherfucking Villainous group.
I did not like team Plasma ONE BIT. Okay, I kinda liked N but that was about it.

Demon weather from hell? wut wut...

Cosmos — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 03:42:57 GMT

Y'all... Like I don't even know...

So I started over my Pokemon Platinum the other day cause I was bored. I'm sure y'all know how it is.
So I just made it to the Lost Tower in Sinnoh right below Solaceon town...
Y'all know the place? Yea, thought so.

So I think " Well there's a bunch of Gastly so I can train my Kirlia here, perf."
Then I'm climbing the tower and battling like it ain't ones business.
Then I fight the trainer that's the closest to the top of the tower
and WEIRD THINGS START HAPPENING AND IT'S UP TO COUR- Ops, of topic ok.

So I'm in the middle of the double battle with my Kirlia and Buneary beatin' some Murkrow and Misdreavus ass like cray.
and then instead of the fog coming up at the end of the round EVERY other weather comes, first it's hail, then sandstorm (keep in mind this is happening in rapid succession) then sunshine and then rain, and EACH one including sunshine and rain are hurting my Pokemon... LIKE GURL WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
I'm sitting here for like four minutes waiting for each Pokemon to get it's weather damage and then it happens twice, thrice and FRICE (?) 4 times, all the weather each one hurting me hurting me...

But even weirder is it would be like "the sun is shining brightly/the rain is pouring heavying/sandstorm is flinging shit all over the joint/hail falling down is " "Buneary has been hurt by Run Away" (and it did that for each pokemon, expect it would say the pokemons ability...

Does anyone know what the fuck just happened?

Guys, I don't understand...

Cosmos — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:53:32 GMT

So I'm just doing my thing mindin' my own business, you know
Surfin tumblr, reading some Fan Fiction on the forum and then I'm like Oh well let me just quickly go look at something on Bulbapedia
and BAM.

"THIS WEBSITE CONTAINS MALWARE!"

Like wut wut...
It was fine the entire day but then all the sudden...
So I'm like okay then let's see what Malware you have detected Google Chrome

Google Chrome: LOL. We have scanned this website over the past 90 days and 0 pages contain Malware or threats, there are 0 pages that are suspected of malware or threats, this site has not hosted Malware or other threats in the past 90 days."

WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

Me: Then why did you just warn me there's malware?

Google Chrome: I just want to fuck with you and waste your time every time you visit this perfect respectable website.

-________-

But seriously, what the hell is going on?

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals!

Cosmos — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 14:57:29 GMT

And A Merry Christmas to everyone!

I hope all of you have a wonderful day!

And have a great New Year!

Fuck ya! Christmas WHOOOOOP!

Dear, Mother of God!

Cosmos — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 11:46:04 GMT

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

DOES NO ONE HAVE COMMON FUCKING SENSE ANYMORE?!
This is ridiculous.
People are just so stupid now a days.

Common Sense has now become Nearly-Non-Existence-Sense.

Holy shit I can't even.

Bandwagon? Why the hell not.

Cosmos — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 18:56:44 GMT

Because of I have nothing else to do but answer meaningless questions about my life that no one cares about ♥

Is this the best year of your life?
Lol NO.

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Took a piss. It was a good one too.

The person you like is?
My gurlfrann.

Is anything bothering you?
Yea, nothing happening yesterday on the supposed end of the world which was a let down.

Does anyone annoy you?
Anyone? LOL more like everyone.

Would you like things to go ‘back to normal’ with a certain someone?
Naaaawwww, not really.

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watching True Blood. It's kinda my life right now.

Is life good?
Lol. That's a joke right?

Do you remember who you liked on New Year's?
My bed.

Do you still like them?
Yea, I sleep with it every night.

Do you still speak to them?
Daily.

Have you told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else?
ROFL, I don't tell my parents where I go to begin with. I just tell them I'm going out.

Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
BUAHAHA FUCK NO.

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
No, I love her actually.

Would you go out with someone right now if they asked?
Nope.

Three days from now will you be in a relationship?
Mostly likely seeing I've been in one for about three years.

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Yea, I like admiration.

Have you kissed anyone in the last month?
Nope.

What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
Ear infection like 4 years ago.

Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?
I adore it.

Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today?
No. I'm a classy brawd.

Do you have any bruises on you?
Nope.

How was 2011 for you?
Disgusting, that year needs to burn in hell.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
4:30-ish.

Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone?
Occasionally.

Do you regret anything you've done lately?
I regret nothing.

What woke you up today?
HEAT. OHMYGOSH.

What makes you happy?
Supernatural, Bacon, chocolate, cats and my wench.

Ever kissed on a boat?
Nope D:

Have you ever been told that you are amazing?
I have. <3 My reflection tells me all the time.

Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is…
Lucky as fuck I was that drunk.

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Yeah, the same person.

Do you like when people play with your hair?
NO.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
I plan on sleeping tomorrow. ALL OF IT.

Waiting for something?
YES. To go back home and get laid.

Was last night terrible?
No, True Blood is amazing which in turn made my night amazing.

Did you lose friends when you started dating someone?
Nope.

Are you the type of person to make people laugh?
YUH. I'm hilarious.

Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
Moderately.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Most likely not.

Are you missing someone?
Always.

Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
YES.

Do you believe in karma?
LOL, I'm a horrible human being and I'm still alive.
So... NO.

Do you sleep with a fan on?
Eternally.

You think anyone's thinking about you right now?
Yes.

Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now?
Ermagerd.
YES.

Do you go to school?
Sadly.

Is the person you last texted single?
Yeaaaaaa.

Who was driving the last time you were in a car?
Padre.

Have you ever used the word ‘rawr’ in an actual conversation?
Any human that uses 'rawr' in a conversation should be shot point blank.

Are the blinds on your window open or closed?
Closed.

Did you leave milk and cookies for Santa when you were little?
No, I ate that shit myself.

What were you doing at 11 last night?
Watching Trueblood.

What could you eat every day of the week and never get tired of?
BACON AND NUTELLA.
OHMYGOSH IT'S LIKE SEX.

Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Unf. Yes.

Someone knocks on your window at 5AM, what do you say?
"THIS IS NOT WALMART BITCH. WE ARE CLOSED."

Would you change yourself for the person you love?
No. I'm flawless and if they can't handle my perfection then bitch bye.

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
Lol, you're obvi not psychic cause it was from the same sex.

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing.

Would you have sex with the 5th person on your contacts?
No... That'd be awk seeing it's my father...

To who did you last give the finger to?
I do it so often I can't even remember tbh.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
No, a bathroom.

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I'm myself around everyone cause if they don'y like it then they need ta leave.

Do you talk in your sleep?
Non-stop.

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
LOL.
ROFL.
LMFAO.
Oh, questionnaire you are just to funny!

What time did you wake up today?
2 PM.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching TrueBlood.

What song are you listening to?
Demons by Fenechs Soler

Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
No, I don't approve of physical contact.

How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries?
Lustful.

Do you have nice eyes?
For brown eyes, yes.

Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Yea.

Are you texting anybody?
Nope. I'm not THAT bored.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Most of the time no.

Concert tickets or NFL game tickets?
Money.

Are you addicted to cigarettes?
Ick, no.

Do you tell your parents everything?
I barely tell them anything.

Do you have any tattoos?
I have one, atm.

If something was wrong, who is the first person you would go to?
Alexis or Kate or my brother, Hannes.

Do you have any nicknames?
I have a couple.

New Movie.

Cosmos — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 10:32:57 GMT

So I finally watched the Keldeo and Kyurem movie (Pokemon 15)

And am I the only one that was really disappointed?
Like whaaaaattttt.

The story line wasn't all that exciting to be honest, I mean really Keldeo bitching and whinny about how he wants to be a sword of Justice the whole time.
Whhhaaaaatttttt.

Kyurem was way to damn nice. Like NO. He is a hardcore alien dragon creature. He is not gonna be like a freaking goat trainer. Like WWWWHHHHAAATTT IS THIS NONSENSE.
They could have done SO much with Kyurem, and so much that could have been abortively epic and that's what they chose to do? Really come the hell on now.
And then the Justice Trio was also just kinda bllllaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. It's the same thing I said about Kyurem... So much could have been done with the Justice Trio and they just fucked it all up.

There was NO Team Rocket. This is pretty much just blasphemy on it's own.

Secondly the whole damn thing took place in like two, three places tops. Pokemon Co. WHAT IS GOING ON?!
On top of that it was like and hour. Why the hell was it so short?

I have always loved the Pokemon movies because of their quality and just that they were always good, had epic story lines and I've loved every single on.
Until now.
This is the first Pokemon Movie I wasn't a fan of and was really disappointed in.
In my opinion they really just half-assed this whole movie.

Help.

Cosmos — Thu, 31 May 2012 13:22:30 GMT

Ok so I don't know what the EF is going on!
It like refuses to let me mention people.

Did it like change?
Maybe i Forgot... Idk...

Could someone please just let me know?

I'M BACK! I think...

Cosmos — Tue, 29 May 2012 13:07:37 GMT

So I've been absent from these amazing forums for a few months due to life -_-

So to all the newer people "HELLO! NICE TO MEET YOU!"

So I should be back on fairly regularly now again
only thing that might stop me are my exams

Things I did in my absence:

Partied
Exams
A lot of Nothing
Got a tattoo
Decided I'm gonna au pair in Germany after school
Got into eating red peppers (just like an apple, their amazing)

Ummm that's all I can think of

But I'm really happy to be back :)
The forums always feels like a big somewhat dysfunctional family but it's amazing and I love it!
I'm glad to be back

Addictions

Cosmos — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 15:55:49 GMT

SO nothing new has really happened.
I finished my art thing,
school is slowing down

and yesterday i took part in a little extra-curricular activity (which I'm not going to mention by name cause I dont know if I'm aloud since it's kinda sorta not legal..) but yea this time it was terrible, and I'm not going to be doing it anytime soon again... Like for quite sometime.

BUT ANYWHORE!

So I was skyping with my girlfriend/not girlfriend/it's complicated/bestfriend the other day,
and it was awesome... until she urged me to make a tumblr, (and normally i dont do all the extra bullshit like twitter, ect)
but i thought wtf why not, so i made one...

Now I'm addicted.

Blood+

Cosmos — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:22:48 GMT

So I just finished all 50 episodes of Blood+

It was amazing. I loved it. Probably one of my favorite series of all time!
Totally gonna name my kids Saya and Diva >:D

But yea. This anime was absolutely stunning and amazing and i suggest it to anyone who has yet to see it's splendor!
I'm actually really sad its done :(

and This concept of Vampires were really interesting and unique!
Simply fantastical!

So what anime should I start watching next?
Any suggestions?

Too much, Just to much.

Cosmos — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:23:51 GMT

HOLY FUCK,

I just have far to much on my plate at the moment :(

School is just becoming a pain in the ass. I have like a test everyday and a new fucking project every week.
For fucks suck. and then with seven different subjects it just gets a little much.

Today is the first day I've really just been able to relax for the past like two weeks
And for the past week I've been coming home at like 8 from school thanks to filming a movie (Drama project)
and then I just like pass out after I eat and shower.

But that HOPEFULLY everything should be calming the fuck down next week. Shit.

So Its the month of my birth! WHOO I get a Togekiss and getting drunk! :D

So In other news where I'm not complaining or talking about partying/or getting smashed

I got an A on my Art test.
Passed my math test (Even though I only did 3 how like 12 questions)
and my new art project is looking FAN-FREAKING-TASTICAL!

And it's my birthday. 23rd. Of March, YUS

I only want a few things;
New Silver across
Italian Leather Jacket
Avaitors
and money

and I'm getting my brothers Awesome birthday/christmas box in like a week or twoo :D

I dont think it two much to ask for,

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I dont eat store bought anymore. It just bothers me. So now my father makes me a bread :) YAY

So yea.

I

OH and I hate people. Besides Russians. They're sexy. and so are they're accents.
I WANT ONE!

So that;s gonna be my new life.
I'm go with a friend capture a few Russians
Become Immortal
live in beautiful caves
and Hibernate

Sounds like the life to me.