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by , 24th January 2013 at 03:18 PM (336 Views)
Ugh,

I just can't even.

So I've missed two days of school with week, normally I'd be pretty stoked with life but I can't fall behind this year and it's for shitty reasons (no pun intended lol), so I've missed school cause my body just hates me.
So this morning I wake up feeling pretty decent I go about my normal routine and as soon as I step out of the shower my stomach goes spastic and all and I go to toilet but nothing really comes out so I go to eat but now I'm nauseous and the smell of my cereal just makes me want to vomit. So my mother gives me these nasty ass dry wheat cracker things just so I can have something in my stomach and then I start feeling better and RIGHT as I stand up to go to drive to school my stomach is like "NO! YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. NOW!" So I pretty much run to the bathroom and I get to the toilet and then again nothing really comes out and it's built up I can feel it.

SWEET BABY FUCK.
NOBODY EVER INFORMED ME THAT CONSTIPATION FEELS LIKE YOUR BODY IS SIMULTANEOUSLY RIPPING IT'S SELF APART, GETTING READY TO EXPLODE AND HAS A FAMILY POISONOUS SEA URCHIN THAT ARE HAVING A DANCE PARTY IN YOUR BOWLS.
I literally wanted to cry.

(Pretty much the exact same thing happened to me on Tuesday, to a lesser extent)

Eventually after a lot of effort I got enough out.
So that made me feel better.
But then I was exhausted and just felt disgusting so I went back to sleep.


I feel better now though.
Which I hope continues.

But now it's like a dam broke and everything is just flooding out
(sorry for the TMI)


But anyway I literally have no motivation at this point and I have a creative writing essay due tomorrow. I haven't even started.
The topics are stupid as fuck so i think I'm gonna take the topic "Tumbling from the heavens" and make it about Satan. I mean... Do you think that will freak my teacher out?
It's either that or about a creeper serial stalker that stalks a girls he's never met but is convinced he loves her and then he kidnaps her and like tries to be like "Lucy I'm Home" couple, and then he unties her so she can be his little Susie homemaker but then she runs and he kills her and then live happily ever after with her corpse.
I meaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

I think my teacher is gonna think I'm like budding psychopath that's not right in the head cause I always end up writing the weirdest shit in his class...
Like the first essay I wrote in his class was about a guy who becomes schizo and his other personality is a serial killer, but he can still see everything his other personality does he just has no control of it but then the two end up becoming friends because of they kill a cop and then go on the run to survive :)
And there was one about a little girl who stabbed her father to death because he wouldn't buy her a new dress and then she makes it look a botched burglary and gets away with his murder cause I mean who's gonna expect a 10 year-old little girl to kill her father in cold blood?
Then (One of my favorite) was about a Worker Bee that has an existential crisis and runs away from the hive and does everything the hive forbids and he ends up killing himself because he stings someone but he's happy about it because he got to die a free bee.

And I need to start on my art project that i was suppose to start a week ago.
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  1. Narcisse's Avatar
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    aaaand we're done with the yoghurt...
  2. Miles101's Avatar
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    D':

    That...that sucks, friend. Probably one of the suckiest things life can throw at you.
    But on the bright side, you think just like me. I APPROVE OF YOUR WRITINGS.

    Get well soon!

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