My theory(ies) on all this end-of-the-world crap.
by, 13th December 2012 at 10:47 PM (345 Views)
THEORY 1: The Mayan writing the calander's pencil broke. (okay, they didn't have pencils back then. who gives a shit.)
THEORY 2: The Mayan writing the calander wanted a pay raise and the leader didn't give him the raise. So the calander guy's just like "GIVE ME THE FUCKING RAISE OR I'M NOT FINISHING THIS YEAR WHICH SO HAPPENS TO BE 2012." Then the leader goes all Donald Trump on this poor calander guy. HE'S FIRED.
THEORY 3: The Mayan writing the calander became the guy predicting when the world is going to end.
....That's all I got. xD What are some of your theories?
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