Why the Johto league sucks
by, 6th July 2011 at 01:17 PM (320 Views)
Hello, people on the internet. I thought I would start this blog with why the Johto League was pathetic, a list I created a while ago. This is based off of the games.
1. Falker (flying) managed to become a gym leader, but is some how too stupid to know that electric-type attacks are super effective against flying-type Pokemon.
2. Bugsy (bug) is a dude. I know it may seem shocking.
3. Whitney (normal) has a massive breakdown every time she loses. How did she manage to become a gym leader?
4. Morty (ghost) will let his Pokemon commit harakiri to get an edge on his opponents.
5. Chuck (fighting) does 24/7 waterfall training. You'd think he'd get to actual combat practice some time, right?
6. Jasmine (steel) pretends to be timid and weak so she can shock trainers when she beats them.
7. Pryce (ice) stands out in the cold all day. Apparently that makes you a better gym leader.
8. Clair (dragon) is an arrogant biotch. Only she can act superior when beaten by a ten year old.
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