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Why the Johto league sucks

, 6th July 2011 at 01:17 PM (210 Views)

Hello, people on the internet. I thought I would start this blog with why the Johto League was pathetic, a list I created a while ago. This is based off of the games.

1. Falker (flying) managed to become a gym leader, but is some how too stupid to know that electric-type attacks are super effective against flying-type Pokemon.
2. Bugsy (bug) is a dude. I know it may seem shocking.
3. Whitney (normal) has a massive breakdown every time she loses. How did she manage to become a gym leader?
4. Morty (ghost) will let his Pokemon commit harakiri to get an edge on his opponents.
5. Chuck (fighting) does 24/7 waterfall training. You'd think he'd get to actual combat practice some time, right?
6. Jasmine (steel) pretends to be timid and weak so she can shock trainers when she beats them.
7. Pryce (ice) stands out in the cold all day. Apparently that makes you a better gym leader.
8. Clair (dragon) is an arrogant biotch. Only she can act superior when beaten by a ten year old.

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gardenGnostic - 6th July 2011 01:22 PM
XD So true
CrackFox - 6th July 2011 01:55 PM
The gym leaders were definitely amongst the worst of all the regions.
I'd still say it was a good game though. The map was very scenic and the three starters are all good ones.
AceTrainerChristy - 6th July 2011 03:03 PM
I guess the Johto officials were a bit desperate trying to find somebody to sign up to be a gym leader.

I dislike Clair as well. In Gold, when you beat her, shes like, "I cant lose! I refuse to admit I lost! Im obviously superior to you!" And then she sends you on a pointless mission (apparentely to 'prove that you've lost your lazy ideals') before giving you the badge you deserve T_T
Gama - 6th July 2011 05:03 PM
Ahahahaha. This is so true.

The thing I hate about Falkner is that he claims his Pokemon were inherited from his father or something but I'm sure you can catch wild Pidgeys that are higher levelled than his. The only vaguely remarkable thing about his team is that he has a Pidgeotto that is a lower level than any Pidgeotto should ever be.
Shinobu - 6th July 2011 08:15 PM
Originally Posted by Gastly's Mama

The thing I hate about Falkner is that he claims his Pokemon were inherited from his father or something but I'm sure you can catch wild Pidgeys that are higher levelled than his. The only vaguely remarkable thing about his team is that he has a Pidgeotto that is a lower level than any Pidgeotto should ever be.

You can find Pidgey up to level 15 in the wild. Still, it seems that his dad probably didn't give him the star Pokemon in the family (and he didn't teach his son much about type-effectiveness either).