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This is stupider than Vitamin Water

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by , 5th August 2013 at 06:13 PM (523 Views)
So Perfume appeared in a new commercial for a product that I had never heard of. I found a press release detailing Chocola BB Sparkling.

Chocola BB Sparkling Vitamin Kyutto Lemon Flavor is a new carbonated supplement drink classified by the Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare as a Food with Nutrient Function Claims (Niacin).
This is starting to sound like Vitamin Water. Let's keep reading.

The drink contains five ingredients that help bring out women's beauty from within,
What?

including 1,500 mg of vitamin C (equivalent to that of 75 lemons),
We put in way more vitamin C than anyone needs and you're going to piss out most of it.

the nutrient niacin for maintaining healthy skin and mucous membranes, vitamins B1 and B6, and iron. At 25 kcal per bottle, the drink's reduced calorie count is a response to the demands of beauty-conscious consumers,
This drink is 98% water.

while its lemon flavor, a popular favorite among women in particular, offers an effortless, delicious way to intake 1,500 mg of vitamin C and four other beauty ingredients in a single serving. Furthermore, the drink is mildly carbonated for a crisp, clean taste that is recommended for women as a light refreshment or for a subtle change of pace in their daily routine.
We wanted to expand into the beverage market because its bigger than the actual vitamin supplement market. So we have a new sugar water product with BS beauty claims marketed to women. Perfume now has a large enough female fanbase to justify paying them to appear in commercials.
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  1. MegaCharr's Avatar
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    lol
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  3. Italy-kun's Avatar
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    That 75 lemons comment is vaguely Powerthirst-esque.

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