This is stupider than Vitamin Water
by, 5th August 2013 at 06:13 PM (523 Views)
So Perfume appeared in a new commercial for a product that I had never heard of. I found a press release detailing Chocola BB Sparkling.
This is starting to sound like Vitamin Water. Let's keep reading.Chocola BB Sparkling Vitamin Kyutto Lemon Flavor is a new carbonated supplement drink classified by the Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare as a Food with Nutrient Function Claims (Niacin).
What?The drink contains five ingredients that help bring out women's beauty from within,
We put in way more vitamin C than anyone needs and you're going to piss out most of it.including 1,500 mg of vitamin C (equivalent to that of 75 lemons),
This drink is 98% water.the nutrient niacin for maintaining healthy skin and mucous membranes, vitamins B1 and B6, and iron. At 25 kcal per bottle, the drink's reduced calorie count is a response to the demands of beauty-conscious consumers,
We wanted to expand into the beverage market because its bigger than the actual vitamin supplement market. So we have a new sugar water product with BS beauty claims marketed to women. Perfume now has a large enough female fanbase to justify paying them to appear in commercials.while its lemon flavor, a popular favorite among women in particular, offers an effortless, delicious way to intake 1,500 mg of vitamin C and four other beauty ingredients in a single serving. Furthermore, the drink is mildly carbonated for a crisp, clean taste that is recommended for women as a light refreshment or for a subtle change of pace in their daily routine.
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