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My college gets 30% stupider on the weekends.

, 26th March 2012 at 12:45 PM (214 Views)

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Seriously, the students at my college lose any sense of judgement they normally have on the weekends. And I think this happens before drinking even begins. Here are problems that I've noticed:

1. Know your limits:
This weekend is the second time that I've helped some one who couldn't even stand up do to how drunk they were. The guy from last weekend was lying in the street by the parallel parked cars. Good thing no one tried to back out of their space.

General tip: if you feel drunk, stop drinking.

2. STFU:
I have to take a bus to go to my dorm. The bus gets filled with intoxicated people late on the weekends. Regular people drunk isn't that bad. Drunk dbags are the problem. Last weekend there were these people in the back constantly yelling out nonsensical chants. Near the end of the ride they were not even saying words.

What I really don't like is when drunk dbags encourage other drunk people on the bus while other sane people are trying to keep things calm. That creates so many problems. Talking in an uncomfortably loud voice is tolerable, but egging on people who do frankly dangerous things on the bus is bad.

3. Vandalism is bad:
Due to the structure of my dorm, my hall is basically the universal entrance. We have had so many problems with vandalism. My roommate put a post on the front of our door and it was stolen. If you are drunk and walking in a dorm, don't touch anything that is not for physical support.

There's plenty more that I could say about how stupid my peers get on the weekend, but that would take too long to talk about now.

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~~Luminosity~~ - 26th March 2012 01:01 PM
I loved it when someone would pee in the elevator or in the kitchen sink (we had a full kitchen on the ground floor of our dorm) *sarcasm*

I wonder if person who set off the fire alarm by burning easy mac was drunk too...
TheMissingno. - 26th March 2012 01:07 PM
Originally Posted by Luminosity

I loved it when someone would pee in the elevator or in the kitchen sink (we had a full kitchen on the ground floor of our dorm) *sarcasm*

I wonder if person who set off the fire alarm by burning easy mac was drunk too...

Probably just stupid. One of my roommates first year (I lived in an apartment with 8 other guys) smoked out our entire suite and set off the fire alarm because he put popcorn in the microwave and hit the "potato" button.

Also I never had a problem with the drunk bus. Maybe it was because I was always drunk -_-
No Prophet - 26th March 2012 01:08 PM
General tip: if you feel drunk, stop drinking.

Never! Am I right, @Hide in Plain Sight?

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TheMissingno. - 26th March 2012 01:10 PM
Also, I think I would die from alcohol poisoning before I lost the ability to stand. I know this because I had alcohol poisoning before and I could stand.
Mako - 26th March 2012 02:10 PM
Originally Posted by The Man with No Name

Never! Am I right, @Hide in Plain Sight ?

Of course not. If you're drunk, keep drinking. If you can stand, you're not drunk enough.
Shift Gear - 26th March 2012 02:43 PM
At least they could stand. One morning at 7 AM some dude was so drunk he crawled onto the bus and had to have several people help him onto a seat, which he fell out of. He kept up his futile attempt at getting back into the seat for 12 minutes, at which point the bus arrived at the station and he fell out through the door onto the platform and an ambulance came to pick him up.
Shinobu - 26th March 2012 09:58 PM
Originally Posted by Iron Defense

At least they could stand. One morning at 7 AM some dude was so drunk he crawled onto the bus and had to have several people help him onto a seat, which he fell out of. He kept up his futile attempt at getting back into the seat for 12 minutes, at which point the bus arrived at the station and he fell out through the door onto the platform and an ambulance came to pick him up.

7 am? Wow.