How does she give her apron so much volume? Who wants to guess how much starch she uses on a weekly basis?
I think it's a substance that can't be mentioned.
That's the power of bad laundry softener love.
The answer: Lots and lots of Bounce Tide
The U.S. is too sensitive for racism.
Maybe it's made of a Kevlar weave, in order to make it bulletproof.