I'll be talking about Pokemon, gymnastics, Project Runway, and other things you probably don't care about.
I guess that means I should be preparing to be grown up.
I don't think I'm doing so well.
I never even realized this until somebody said it.
When I was young, I thought that "People Order our Patties" (POOP) from Spongebob Squarepants was funny.
Now that I'm grown up I realize POOP was a parody of employee motivation acronyms used in service jobs.
Growing up changes everything.
So Perfume appeared in a new commercial for a product that I had never heard of. I found a press release detailing Chocola BB Sparkling.
Chocola BB Sparkling Vitamin Kyutto Lemon Flavor is a new carbonated supplement drink classified by the Japanese Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare as a Food with Nutrient Function Claims (Niacin).
This is starting to sound like Vitamin Water. Let's keep reading.
The drink contains five ingredients that help bring