You said lol irl

And for every spot that is left unfilled in Indo-European Language Mafia: Battle for Lingual Supremacy, I will kill one of them.

So it's your choice. Do you want to play the best language based mafia game ever, or see cute animals die?

Also, I'm holding three animal plushies hostage. I'll probably do nothing to them even if the three sub spots aren't filled. Subs are welcome as well.