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by , 4th July 2013 at 05:55 PM (189 Views)
Today is American Independence Day. We should take this time to celebrate the US overtaking Canada on the UN Human Development index (Norway and Australia, you're next). Now here is your guide to celebrating.

1. Operate fireworks while drunk. It's extra safe that way.

2. Combine and modify fireworks into mega-fireworks.

3. Don't watch the Macy's fireworks display. Macy's is run by anti-American heathens.

4. Celebrate on September 3rd.
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  1. Zexy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinobu
    4. Celebrate on September 3rd.
    Better say 11.

    Besides, who's Macy???
  2. Booster the Gawd's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZexMachine
    Better say 11.

    Besides, who's Macy???
    *Gasps* There only like the most biggest and baddest company.
  3. Shinobu's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZexMachine
    Besides, who's Macy???
    [Looks at your profile to find your nationality. See's you're from Greece. Now I can answer this question seriously]

    Macy's is an American mid-range department store. Every year on Independence Day in New York City they stage the largest fireworks show in America.
  4. Lavy's Avatar
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    Seriously. The first one. And the second one. Are happening in my neighborhood for the past week. And I expect more drunken fireworks for at least another 2 days. UGH. It's making my dog depressed. X|

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