A physicist, biologist, and mathematician were sitting in a café, watching people enter and leave a house on the other side of the street. Two people enter the house.
And three people leave the house. The physicist shakes their head and sighs, "The measurement was inaccurate."
"No, no," the biologist responds, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician is simply staring into the distance thoughtfully.
Le me watching Teletubbies like a boss... When suddenly a wild episode description appeared! Teletubbies
S1:E7 Playing in the rain
A cloud appears in Teletubbyland.
Wait... rewind. "A CLOUD appears in Teletubbyland." A CLOUD. That implies that normally, you don't get clouds in Teletubbyland.
I blame climate change.
An awesome toddler named Ned is on Teletubbies.
Dad: "Time to get ready."
Ned: "I look ready! I look ready!"
Dad: "Gonna help me put up these tyres on the bike?"
Ned: "Yeeeaaaaah!" *tyres are pumped up*
Dad: "Shall we check them? C'mon, help me turn it over."
Ned: "'Kay! [counting as the bike is turned over] 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 4!"
Ned: "Open this! Open this!"
Just wrote a section of plot for an RP. Hoping I didn't screw up too badly.
I have a somewhat amusing scene planned for the reunion of two characters, which ends in them realising the antagonist has been patiently waiting for them to finish their miming conversation.
Just wanted to get that down.
I HATE HALLOWEEN. Okay? It is a druid festival. It isn't meant to be scary. It's meant to be happy. It's about a spiritual veil thinning out so spirits can visit from the underworld. The only thing scary that is supposed to be there are the bloody pumpkins! But nooooo, some guy in the 20th century decided it would be great if we could use it as an excuse to dress up like imbeciles and get sweets!
Dude from the 20th century; you're missing the point!