Flareth

Y'know, something about bizzare predictions, religious scamming, and postponing a date? I think they said about, oh, the 21st of December four months from now?

Yeah, he was wrong again.

Also, how the hell do I have 991 posts already...

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This keeps popping up whenever I go to a new page on here. And sometimes, there'll be a giant, apparently broken, box with a dysfunctioning "Close" button and a working "Open in new page" button that shows notihng but the message

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I highly doubt anyone will read this, but if you are, here's my whole Poké-Life (including some stuff regarding Bulbagarden).

It all begins sometime in the late 90's, when the only gaming known to me was on the N64, my Dad playing Duke Nukem 64 whenever he wasn't on the road playing with his band (ever heard of the Death Youth Foundation?). We had a copy of Pokemon Stadium, but I don't know if it had ever been played or not.

Now we travel to the early 2000's. I get

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So mah dad and I are supposed to go to the swap meet today. I wait around, 11:00 comes around, and there's still nothing. So I go to his door, and knock. He asks me "What's up," and I open.

Now, I'm no expert at this sort of thing (mainly because I'm still a teen, shut up), but from the looks of things, it looked like he was going to give that girl the ol' In-N-Out treatment. My reaction:

Horrified, ...

Only two, actually. One involved a bear, the other one an iPad.

BEAR AT A HIGH SCHOOL

OK, for some reason, I was in a high school, but it wasn't the one I went to. It vaguely resembled it, but it wasn't. Anyway, so I'm having a normal day, when a bear appears from out of nowhere and it tries to kill me. Being the dumbass I am, I try to fight it off. AND IT WORKS! Kicking the thing in the face a couple times, then jabbing its throat with a textbook, then crushing its skull with

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