Racing the Mind

Do you eat?
Just did.

Do you breathe air?
I'm a terrestrial mammal, not a fish.

How much air do you usually breathe?
What's the capacity of a human lung?

Have you ever walked outside?
I did that today, in the wet, chilly aftermath of a hurricane.

Have you ever made a spelling mistake?
Asolutly.

Have you ever been to the moon?
No, but my first grade class wrote to the late, great Neil Armstrong as part of a project. He wrote back.

Have you ever played Pokemon?
What's that?... Oh wait, I've been doing that almost daily in the past month.