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no Confucius was right. Also the dark side lied about the cookies so how can I trust your bacon offer

Because it's bacon.

[QUOTE=Alphaphlare;bt207983]no Confucius was right. Also the dark side lied about the cookies so how can I trust your bacon offer[/QUOTE]
In Star Wars, the dark side is the establishment with Emperor Palpatine and all. The Resistance is firmly on the side of the Rebel Alliance.

Well you're not going to do well in this fight. You're all going to be extremely fat, and you wont be able to hold any weapons because of your greasy hands.

I'd say whoever you're going up against, they've already won.

I hate bacon.

Dark Side for life.

The Eatablishment provides me with Belvedere and Patron.

They know how to secure my undying allegiance.

Originally Posted by Sublime

Well you're not going to do well in this fight. You're all going to be extremely fat, and you wont be able to hold any weapons because of your greasy hands.

I'd say whoever you're going up against, they've already won.

Bitch please, we don't do much of the fighting.
We have honey badgers for a reason you know.

I think you underestimate my genetically altered bacon. Same great taste, no greasy hands. And besides, ever heard of knife and fork?

What is this resistance/establishment? Resisting what? What's been established?

Look. Inevitably you will have to join the resistance. It's the best! They cut out part of your brain, and what's cool is that they let you keep the little bit in a picky jar. I have mine on my bookshelf.

I'm only joking. Viva la Resistance!

Originally Posted by Hide in Plain Sight

The Eatablishment provides me with Belvedere and Patron.

They know how to secure my undying allegiance.

But does The Establishment provide you with cheese sticks?

Nope.

Viva la Resistance!

Originally Posted by Sublime

Well you're not going to do well in this fight.

BACON IS NOT ALL WE HAVE.

YOU SCARED NOW???

Originally Posted by Sublime

Well you're not going to do well in this fight. You're all going to be extremely fat, and you wont be able to hold any weapons because of your greasy hands.

I'd say whoever you're going up against, they've already won.

We have self control, so no, we won't be fat. Plus we'll shed so many calories kicking the Establishments arse.

Originally Posted by Sublime

Well you're not going to do well in this fight. You're all going to be extremely fat, and you wont be able to hold any weapons because of your greasy hands.

I'd say whoever you're going up against, they've already won.

We have weapons.

Made out of grease.