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You know when you like someone...

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by , 25th March 2011 at 07:23 PM (335 Views)
...and you feel that no one would ever crush on you?

Yeah, no, there will be someone crushing on you, even if it's not the person you wanted it to be.

So cheer up, and even the most repugnant excuse for a human being (like you) can find love. Seriously, it's actually not so hard. I'm sure a lot of people are insecure and all.

So my advice it to take it casually, but don't be afraid to take some risks and show people how you feel.

In other news, I found out that two girls used to have a crush on me. That means that I've had 4 girls officially crush on me in all of highschool. Unofficially, I had one girl and a guy. (Unofficial = they haven't confessed like the others, but hitting on me made their crush obvious.)

I'm watching America's Funniest Home Videos: All Animal Extravaganze 2. This show is funniest when it involves children, or animals. It's freaking hilarious when it involves children and animals.

I need to go to the dentist, my teeth are aching. Luckily the dentist's just a busride away - if no one's on the bus it'll take be about 16 minutes to get there.

But not this weekend - I'm going to my dad's house. I'll let my sister play with Pokemon Pearl, since she has expressed interest in beating people up with cute, loveable animals. She's my sister for a reason, folks....Besides my dad getting together with her godmother.

I can't find my Kevin Spencer DVD, nor can I find my DVD of The Nanny's first season.

YAY, videos about children and animals! :D HAHA, a kid fell in the pool. Hey, goats.

So here's my advice on dating, and you guys can come and suggest some ideas, too:

1. Stalk her.
2. Watch America's Funniest Home Videos with her. If she can stand the horror of it's horribleness, she must be with someone she trusts enough to share her pain.
3. Massage my feet. Love interests really dig it when you worship the ground I walk on.
4. Tell her you lost the game.
5. Always take dating advice from me. I'm always right. Always.

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  1. ChinYao's Avatar
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    Bahaha, you watch The Nanny too? My family loves that show...
  2. farewell, friend's Avatar
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    I'm not going to massage someones foot merely for their affection. Their feet are not worth my affection.

    However, i do understand that this blog post was not meant to be taken seriously.

    Oh, and you're never right.
  3. Shiny Celebi's Avatar
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    i completely understand
  4. farewell, friend's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny Celebi
    i completely understand
    You understand nothing.
  5. GoldeenTail's Avatar
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    The Nanny's awesome :O.
    I'll take your advice when I go try and get a boy.
  6. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by farewell, friend
    I'm not going to massage someones foot merely for their affection. Their feet are not worth my affection.

    Oh, and you're never right.[/size]
    No, you massage MY feet for their affection.

    BITCH I WILL TELL N THAT YOU ABUSE POKEMON. >:( I am right and I will prove it by making video game characters hate you.
  7. Ryuutakeshi's Avatar
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    I have an amazing girlfriend and I still don't know how she fell in love with me. XD But yeah, this is true.
  8. Karamazov's Avatar
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    ^ SEE GUYS? MASSAGING MY FEET REALLY WORKS!
  9. farewell, friend's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov
    No, you massage MY feet for their affection.

    BITCH I WILL TELL N THAT YOU ABUSE POKEMON. >:( I am right and I will prove it by making video game characters hate you.
    I will not massage your feet. Not even if massaging them summoned forth a Genie. With a pony.

    I only abuse Pokemon on Saturdays don't abuse Pokemon.
    But I have pictures of you massaging someones feet in a drunken rage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov
    ^ SEE GUYS? MASSAGING MY FEET REALLY WORKS!
    He never admitted to it, you delusional fool.
  10. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by farewell, friend
    I only abuse Pokemon on Saturdays don't abuse Pokemon.
    But I have pictures of you massaging someones feet in a drunken rage.
    That was my half-brother Smerdyakov - he's a dirty coward.
  11. farewell, friend's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov
    That was my half-brother Smerdyakov - he's a dirty coward.
    Lies.
  12. Karamazov's Avatar
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    HE IS A COWARD! He refuses my gifts and always acts as though I'm about to him him - he practically kissed my feet and runs away.
  13. farewell, friend's Avatar
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    I believe you may have Dissociative identity disorder.
  14. Karamazov's Avatar
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    I believe you dress too slutty.

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