Think of a Pokemon. That Pokemon is now handcuffed to you for life. How do you fair?
Kyogre.......this not good. I can't swim but this dumbass jumps right in the water. Well at least he can spray me with water when i'm not feeling well.
Gliscor. Oh great, now he can't fly. He's just dead weight. Well, at least he can bite my hand off.
Scizor should be able to break the cuffs off.
Lilligant. Oh, nice! That sounds pleasant.
For some reason, I thought Sunflora...
Well, she's probably light-weight, and her smile could... brighten my days...?
Rayquaza. It flies into the upper atmosphere and I die from lack of oxygen. DX
Lapras. Don't think it can move very fast on land. 8|
Pikachu, I die from an electro shock. xD
Dragonite. I have a fine life now.