Because why not. Come on, think. You and that Pokemon team up to battle gun-carrying zombies in a zombie apocalypse. How do you fair?
I got Blastoise. Not too hard to beat - just stand atop of a high building and Hydro Pump the zombies.
We pretty much Leaf Blade their heads off.
Mewtwo and I fight back to back. Like badasses. And we fuck 'em up.
I can maybe paraflinch zombies if that works. Or just use it as bait.
I send it out to hunt for supplies such as food and all in an attempt to outlive the zombie hordes gathered outside. It finds supplies all right: fresh food, water, everything you could ever want. Except the fucker never returns. Right now I write this, glaring at the Murkrow snuggled up on the nest on a nearby building, as I slowly die of dehydration.
Because @TheCapsFan; said Magikarp which made me think of water types, which made me think of Misty, which then made me think of her Horsea.
Originally Posted by Milkapoke Wooper. Fuck. EARTHQUAKE
But it can't do anything that makes their heads fly off!
I wanna see blood, man.
And no little Water-type moves either. Giving zombies a bath...NEVER.
Muddy Water can do some hefty damage. Dig could get you out of some sticky situations. Blizzard stops them in their tracks. Earthquake is plain nasty.
Hell, if I had a choice here, I'd go with Wooper. This thing is a veritable death machine.
Magmar. We burn those fuckers. ^_^
Gyarados. Not bad, not bad.
I thought of Solrock.
I suppose I can use it to crush zombie heads. And of course there is Psychic and Fire goodness to be had.
We fuck things up with Stone Edge.
I'd give those bitches a magikarp.
Bitches love magikarps
Zombies are Ghost-type, correct? Ghost-type is weak to itself and Dark, correct? I choose Sableye.